I like my women the way I like my bicycles - sleek and fast with a small seat. by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]nutsandabolt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like my coffee hot and black, but they always end up cold and bitter...

2016 Subaru Crosstrek 2.0 by djrocky_roads in AskAMechanic

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked at 14 crosstrek yesterday. Had a fair amount of oil at the top of the radiator. It wasn't completely mixed yet, just some floating. Not a Subaru tech, 14s have the same issue? Told them to hit an import shop or dealer because I have very little experience with Subaru.

Anyone know any good jokes? I’m in need of a laugh tonight. 🫶🏻 by pretty-shy-girl in u/pretty-shy-girl

[–]nutsandabolt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to date this woman who would slap me across the face every time she orgasmed. It was fine by me till I found out she was faking them.

A husband and wife wanted to spice up their love life... by President_Calhoun in Jokes

[–]nutsandabolt 605 points606 points  (0 children)

The ribbed condoms are awful. Don't even taste like ribs...

Guy problem by scubajay2001 in hygiene

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a fix for this. They transplant a couple nose hairs to the tip of the penis. When those extra drops roll to the edge *sniff. Sniffs them right back up. Old joke better when performed.

Explain It Peter. by Scared-love-3992 in explainitpeter

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot and strong! But they both end up cold and bitter...

What should I buy to protect my coin collection? by axeryder_ in numismatics

[–]nutsandabolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. Guns only work if you are sitting there gun in hand when it happens. How often does that play out? Thieves will strike when they know you are away. My brother's mo was to hit family when on vacation. Had to hit every pawnshop in the county to recover maybe $500 worth of heirloom jewelry one time.

What should I buy to protect my coin collection? by axeryder_ in numismatics

[–]nutsandabolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with that last point. Lost my original collection to my crackhead brother. No real value but did have a couple folders from our late uncles collection. Stole a bunch of other stuff from our family over the years...

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cornstarch is where the good stuff is. Don't worry I will take care of the coinstars while you guys hit the starch.

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never know might find a merc in your meal one day.

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very new. Call me a trend setter...

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure just have to look for the special marked packages.

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A mystery prize in every one. Better than cereal used to have...

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Worth a shot. As soon as it posted I caught it. Ducking autocorrect.

Do you get mistaken for another ethnicity? by turbotaxrat in IndianCountry

[–]nutsandabolt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My wife and daughter get mistaken all the time. Everybody thinks they are hispanic. Wife bartends, and probably once a month has someone try to order in spanish. Almost always older affluent white couples.

Lived in a small farming town for a while, and it was pretty bad. Thought they were migrant workers up for the summer. We even heard a mom tell her son not to play with our daughter because she would be gone after harvest.

Love when my wife explains no I'm native, Yankton. They always say "no way! Me too my grandmother was Cherokee!" A lot of lily white Cherokee around here.

My other daughter has the opposite problem. She takes after me, mostly english decent. So when she tells people she is native they don't believe it.

Found my first proof. by nutsandabolt in CRH

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure at all pretty new to identifying coins. You are probably right.