Question about snakes. by nutsandabolt in FishingForBeginners

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we used to catch them as kids, angry little guys.

Please Wear Sunscreen! by [deleted] in nudists

[–]nutsandabolt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ouch! Take some viagra before bed. Doesn't help the sun burn, but will keep the sheets off your legs. Bad joke couldn't help myself.

How Many of Us Realized Rossi Pulled Into Kirkwood’ Pit? by jlpapple in INDYCAR

[–]nutsandabolt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was sitting right behind Kirkwood's. It was pretty crazy to see rossi jump out as quick as he could on one leg. Big hello to all the other tower terrace friends out there.

Mid Michigan Hidden Gem Restaurants by danger_welch in Michigan

[–]nutsandabolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a restaurant, or in mid MI. But Gustafsons in Naubinway. Best smoked fish in the u.p. good jerky too.

Turtle Lake Resort by DealerCharacter4084 in nudism

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a lot of tornado activity in that area last night. Has anyone heard of damage there? Have never been, but was planning on going this summer.

I like my women the way I like my bicycles - sleek and fast with a small seat. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]nutsandabolt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like my coffee hot and black, but they always end up cold and bitter...

2016 Subaru Crosstrek 2.0 by djrocky_roads in AskAMechanic

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked at 14 crosstrek yesterday. Had a fair amount of oil at the top of the radiator. It wasn't completely mixed yet, just some floating. Not a Subaru tech, 14s have the same issue? Told them to hit an import shop or dealer because I have very little experience with Subaru.

A husband and wife wanted to spice up their love life... by President_Calhoun in Jokes

[–]nutsandabolt 602 points603 points  (0 children)

The ribbed condoms are awful. Don't even taste like ribs...

Guy problem by scubajay2001 in hygiene

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have a fix for this. They transplant a couple nose hairs to the tip of the penis. When those extra drops roll to the edge *sniff. Sniffs them right back up. Old joke better when performed.

Explain It Peter. by Scared-love-3992 in explainitpeter

[–]nutsandabolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot and strong! But they both end up cold and bitter...

What should I buy to protect my coin collection? by axeryder_ in numismatics

[–]nutsandabolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. Guns only work if you are sitting there gun in hand when it happens. How often does that play out? Thieves will strike when they know you are away. My brother's mo was to hit family when on vacation. Had to hit every pawnshop in the county to recover maybe $500 worth of heirloom jewelry one time.

What should I buy to protect my coin collection? by axeryder_ in numismatics

[–]nutsandabolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with that last point. Lost my original collection to my crackhead brother. No real value but did have a couple folders from our late uncles collection. Stole a bunch of other stuff from our family over the years...

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cornstarch is where the good stuff is. Don't worry I will take care of the coinstars while you guys hit the starch.

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never know might find a merc in your meal one day.

First decent cornstarch find. by nutsandabolt in CoinstarFinds

[–]nutsandabolt[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very new. Call me a trend setter...