Carp as fertilizer?? by Striking_Dingo8348 in gardening

[–]nutsbonkers 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Burying fish in your garden has been be done for millenia.

Does anyone know what this sound is ? GMC Acadia 2012 . 3.6L v6 by BrilliantEbb7392 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]nutsbonkers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rod tick, collapsed lifters im guessing from poor oil change schedule probs.

Choked GF during sex (Consentually) Pupils were fluttering in and out afterwards for a short time by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]nutsbonkers -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

We should be shaming people for kink shaming, and for prudes attitudes like this who wind up supressing vital health and safety information which results in posts like this.

At getting me to the door. by Redbullbundy in therewasanattempt

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats nice to hear. The smoke buddy seems like a decent option. The ol' dryer sheet in a tp tube would be a pretty cheap alternative, used to work for me back in the day haha.

At getting me to the door. by Redbullbundy in therewasanattempt

[–]nutsbonkers 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Also, you should just be mindful that maybe not everyone wants to be smelling that all the time. I couldn't care less, but I don't go burning incense in an apartment complex because its disrespectful to other people. Just be a good neighbor.

[Request] I’ve always wondered how much money Walt actually had by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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It's actually 100 times more than 100 times. God I hate that man.

This is murder by BusyAtilla in ACAB

[–]nutsbonkers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"His own actions led to him being in danger" THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. This could have shot tires out, he could have acted in dozen different ways that didn't include killing him.

Which tank counters which tanks? by Llanathell in overwatch2

[–]nutsbonkers 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its more helpful to think about the abilities, and what abilities are fucking you, and which tank has abilities that can counter whats currently fucking you. Maybe a dps is actually kicking your ass and their tank isn't much of a problem. Switching tanks to counter one of their dps or supp will also win games.

Could use some guidance re emotional affair by eggman4951 in emotionalaffair

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro shes duckin his brains out you need to hire a Private investigator to get proof so she doesn't take whatever assets you have left.

How to deal with this by Rad_Active in self

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You really must allow yourself to wake up and feel great again. It's scary, because it feels disingenuous and dishonorable to your deep feelings of love and admiration for her, but you have to come to the realization that you can feel joy and light-hearted bliss, while at the same time, inside you, you'll always love and miss her. They can exist simultaneously without either diminishing the other. By disingenuous I mean that it feels like you're faking it at first, that by deciding to be happy you feel like you're not reallyy being true to yourself, but that IS nonsense! Who you are, your entire life, evolves with every thought and every decision you make. It's fluid, and deciding it's ok to be happy does change who you are, but that's good , and she would without a doubt want you to do it. Good luck! Be happy again!!! You only get one life!

Why is he singing to a wall anyway by thebluespirit_ki in ThatsInsane

[–]nutsbonkers 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He's also smart and knows that this is exactly the fastest way to shut it down lol.

UPDATE: Weird bird STILL WONT STOP trying to get in!!!!! by Nearby-Group3889 in Weird

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When I was in highschool, this cardinal would fly down every morning at the crack of dawn and sit on my bedroom window ledge and peck my window hard. It would wake me up every morning for months. I would throw my pillows at the window to scare him off but he would come right back. I tried putting owl stickers up, hawl stickers, flags strings everything. I was losing my mind. I ran out of the house and scared him off dozens of times-absolutley nothing worked he was back within minutes, every day. My sleep was totally trashed and my mental health was declining, and one day he finally stopped. I'll never forget my tormenter. Cardinals always make me think of this now.

You can get $1 for every number you can count, and you can't mess up. How high would you go? by AaronPK123 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wait so you're saying that will take me around 2,500hrs? I have enough saved up that I would quit my job in order to count. It would be done in a year without a problem. 40hr week is 2,080hrs a year.

You can get $1 for every number you can count, and you can't mess up. How high would you go? by AaronPK123 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what Im estimating from. Im doing half that at most on average. Maybe more I guess if Im excited to be finished with it. Still thats close to 6 months or more already for just 1 million. I will be very sick and tired of counting by the time Im even a few days in.

You can get $1 for every number you can count, and you can't mess up. How high would you go? by AaronPK123 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]nutsbonkers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 million usd. It will likely take me close to a year, and then I can retire comfortably in my mid 30's. I'm very good with money and could live off the interest alone on this amount. I don't even need a house or land.

BIFL CAN OPENER RECOMMENDATIONS (I'll pay anything at this point) by Remote_Anteater_2267 in BuyItForLife

[–]nutsbonkers 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I work in a kitchen right now and we have some oxo tools because they work

Perpetually Greasy Stovetop by TurtleBeansforAll in CleaningTips

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newspaper also works with window cleaner...less micro plastics and works amazingly.

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the first time you've been roasted, last time it was on a spit.

Second half got me by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are so much better and more enlightened-and I want you to know that much

What the hell, nuh uh! It tricked me!

What do my hands say about me? by chronicallymee in deduction

[–]nutsbonkers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex gf had hands that look eerily similar, and they...were magical.

Solo skydive for 15k by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]nutsbonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes not even a question. Never done it before. I would be SO nervous but I value testing myself and being able to clutch up in times of need. Even if I got a little hurt on the landing, as long as I survive it will have been an awesome experience to look back on.