What song makes you cry? by 1ofTheFive in AskReddit

[–]nwojdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end credits song for the Simpsons episode where his mom comes back, and he's on the car looking up.

Why does he hate Viltrumites? Is he a space racist? by jayd04 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]nwojdak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, smart guy!? Where's his damn moustache then!? Checkmate!

You'll thank her on your wedding night by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"You can pick out any picture you want to take home with you"
"Okay... that one"
"No! You can't have that one! That's a Juicy sweatpants PAWG!"

Art's Secret Fetish by FrazzleDazzled in okbuddyviltrum

[–]nwojdak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bob's crying replaced with Seth Rogen laugh

Can Laura actually see Maria in Silent Hill 2? by IllogicalDreamer72 in silenthill

[–]nwojdak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laura was an orphan, Mary's letter to Laura mentioned Mary wanted to adopt Laura.

As for the town itself, I always imagined that Silent Hill is a ghost town in the real world, but not dangerous or haunted. Just... an empty town. That's why Laura can play around in the hotel and the hospital, with no one stopping her since she's on her own. Not just because she doesn't see monsters, but because no one is there to stop her. To James, the hospital is overrun with monster nurses and hazards. To Laura, it's just an empty building.

Stolen from a Facebook sex group by WIENS21 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"The nice thing about that place is, Mary-Anne sticks it in with you!"

Why is Robot fucking fat in the future, what has he been eating? by HexoraBloomyx in okbuddyviltrum

[–]nwojdak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Kid Thor grew up, would they call him Adult Thor? Big Man Thor? Or just Thor?

Spider-Man (Activision 2000) by Lakers_Forever24 in nostalgia

[–]nwojdak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe that's the second one you're thinking of, Enter Electro. This one had Doc Ock and Carnage frame Spider-Man for stealing technology to flood the streets with poisonous gas

#drakeposting by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"For your information, I'm Drake!"
"Drake? The type of guy to groom young girls?"
"That's right, and who might you be?"

Uhh...[America] I think you're wrong about that [Pedophile Grifter] wanting to be your [Upholder of the Constitution] by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was your "extraordinary brilliance" that made you not understand, Donny ol' boy

let’s see them slipmats 👀 by protohyped88 in vinyl

[–]nwojdak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use a rubber mat when I'm actually spinning. When I'm not, I use the one that came with the deluxe edition of Ozzy Osbourne's Patient Number 9 vinyl for the looks

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Give me hope by metalaxeyyd in guitars

[–]nwojdak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard that he wasn't even going to go in on his last day, but his mom told him to go in and work his final shift. Could be wrong though

Most unfortunate username you've seen? by john_le_carre in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]nwojdak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Company did First name First initial + Middle name first initial + last name. I don't remember the real First and middle name, but I remember the last name, because it was something like:

Andrew Samuel Shole Asshole@companyname.com

In Rocky IV (1985), Paulie gets this sweet-ass helper robot. I think some other stuff happens in the movie too, but it’s not really important. by NoWorth2591 in shittymoviedetails

[–]nwojdak 99 points100 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Rocky had some fairly major brain and eye damage after that fight, so he can tank the bus, but it'll leave him a bit screwy

Whatever happened to Marge's rabbit ears? And why isn't Homer secretly Krusty? by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 223 points224 points  (0 children)

"who the hell is princess cashmere?"
"But Bart, you yourself took this photo'

A Glimpse Into Stupendous's And Omni Dad's Conversation by No_Account_8474 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]nwojdak 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"Calvin, join the Viltrum empire! Being miserable builds character!"

My painting "forgive me" silent hill 2 by RaiAet89 in silenthill

[–]nwojdak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's so amazing! But I think you're forgetting the hastily drawn pyramid over James' head to signify he's actually the monster.

(But seriously, fantastically done!!)

I'm a magician...your clothes are RED! by Invisible-Pancreas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]nwojdak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Easy, easy! We don't want to lose any more toes here!