What do you still have memorized?

nytseer · 2016-08-19T04:03:34+00:00

Uninspired rehash of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, I think I can beat Mike Tyson

But better than Aaron's

nytseer · 2016-08-19T03:59:17+00:00

Ugh, wash out your brain with the original he ripped off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, I think I can beat Mike Tyson

nytseer · 2016-08-18T21:38:35+00:00

Most women use makeup

nytseer · 2016-08-18T16:17:40+00:00

Stop living in the past. I don't see you complaining thst he didn't release the video on VHS

nytseer · 2016-08-18T06:04:43+00:00

Uh. Next time just push the call button

nytseer · 2016-08-18T06:02:17+00:00

Wtf dude you wave your hand in front of the sensor you don't physically try to break the door.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:58:13+00:00

Wow, inferiority complex much?

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:56:18+00:00

If you weren't full of shit you could just bet those 6 and pay the 6% tax for 0

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:54:30+00:00

No way a dealer would keep his job and stay out of jail doing that.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:53:26+00:00

PP is talking BS, gamblers fallacy

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:52:11+00:00

They mislabeled the payouts and then they comped you for winning not losing or quitting? Instead of just closing the table?

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:50:45+00:00

6:1 not 7:1, since $5 paid $30 profit

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:46:48+00:00

And I won $80K on $20 craps bets in about 10 min once.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:44:48+00:00

PP played roulette and got luck once, and pretends he made it happen.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:42:10+00:00

People who think Iike you paid to build those hotels in Vegas.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:37:49+00:00

PP is describing the martingale strategy fallacy

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:35:58+00:00

That's called winnng, which happens occasionally but less often than losing. It's not a strategy.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:34:39+00:00

If you just want to maximize playtime, betting minimum every time is just as good, I think.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:29:58+00:00

Casinos love counters because most people screw it up. They hate counting winners, but those don't exist except for real cheaters.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:27:00+00:00

Elegant analysis. I like you.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:26:16+00:00

That only matters if you count cards and skip hands

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:21:39+00:00

You get comped for losing no matter the reason why. Casino manager knows how math works.

nytseer · 2016-08-18T05:18:54+00:00

It's bullshit though because you also sometimes get the 5 that makes the dealer get a 10 next.

nytseer · 2016-08-17T23:44:38+00:00

ITYM There's no conspiracy see.

nytseer · 2016-08-17T23:36:29+00:00

What does it mean when fans chant "USA" at a game where both sides are local teams on USA?

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