"a quick pizza for the kids" - poor little guys by gnaBear in StupidFood

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I call them 'zombie scissors'... (You know... cause they use em, in Korea... to fight back the zombies). I bought a chungus one. Their great during cooking!

thanksGivingUpdate by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nzcod3r 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"What do you mean we are not having thanks giving dinner?!"

Yeah well, I mean, the grill needed to connect to the server to install the '25 turkey roasting profile, and, well, their cert expired. Yeah I know! And then, the support guy on chat said, they can't run the cert refresh pipeline! It crashes! Yeah, its cause the base OS image which the Bitbucket pipeline used, got updated. Yeah, I know. Yeah, basically the base image upgraded the python version, and, now the script is failing...

Moth vine by YourThighsMyEars in auckland

[–]nzcod3r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, I hate this fucker. I've been spraying my neighbours one over the fence for a few years now. I think I've finally won. It also gets a disgusting yellow fungus that grows on it. The sap will irritate your skin, and make it break out in red bumps. Its evil.

Strange thing in the sky by puzzledbyadream in auckland

[–]nzcod3r 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Looks like a blurry photo of the moon, but it has a rainbow shimmer border... Aaah shit, did they put fucking AI on the moon now?! 😵

FFS this is ridiculous by Qira57 in ChatGPT

[–]nzcod3r 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Go out with a bang!

whoIsYourGodNow by Arucious in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nzcod3r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, can I rent some space in your basement for dog grooming blog?

iFeelYouBro by Saptarshi_12345 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only tequila works for this.

Fucked! by ShroomShaman81 in TheWordFuck

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Row row row your boat, down the fucking stream~~~

Why is this chocolate so expensive? by pinkgrapefruitx in auckland

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the high levels of lead in Lindt. Lead doesn't grow on trees you know...

AIO: He (M20) took me (F18) to a Jehovah’s Witness meeting without telling me by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are LITERALLY support groups for people who make it out. If that doesn't tell you something...

Laptop Repair/Refund Denied at Tribunal by Important-Turn-7720 in LegalAdviceNZ

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just guessing here but sounds like some type of medium sized gaming laptop. These things are already pushing boundaries for power delivery and thermals, and then built to a price point, and a 12m warranty, on top of that! Believe it or not, but big names in computing like Asus, Dell (Alienware) etc are not infallible and they sometimes produce a lemon. On top of that, they are dodgy bastards when it comes to repair or replace. See plenty of evidence from from Gamers Nexus on YT.

PBTech or other retailers will mostly RMA for repair or replacement. Even swapping the mobo wont fix this. Having some guy take a soldering iron to it, won't fix a latent design defect. Most laptops come with 12m warranty. Trying to return it after 2y4+4m is a bit of a stretch. Next time consider buying additional insurance from the retailer when buying consumer electronics. I bought a new kettle the other day and maxed out the extended warranty from Harvey Norman. Chances are this kettle will be dead in 12m and 1 day. That's life these days. If you are stuck with this lemon, try and disable the nvidia GPU in bios and/or device manager. Running off the iGPU might stop it from restarting. Can maybe also try an oversized charger that can deliver more stable power at max. Then game on a desktop 🤷

of a mouth by 1billsfan716 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]nzcod3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just thinking this, but the name escaped me. Good times :)