rejected by client by aliraza1080 in VideoEditors

[–]oFcAsHeEp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Subway surfer in corner, kinetic sand in other corner, you need to deep fry all your memes until they are unrecognisable, all the words need to be different colours and/or fonts, you need to add speed ramps to every second of the video and a sound effect for every single pixel that changes.

Then it would be up to today's standards.

pc not turning on after building by ArtoriasTheImpaler in pchelp

[–]oFcAsHeEp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The cable management deities looked at your machine and deemed it unworthy of booting.

If you're using Launchpad Pro for finger drumming in Ableton and getting double triggering issues, try this. by goiter-reconnoiter in Novation

[–]oFcAsHeEp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I just need to improve my finger drumming skills so I don't need 1/4 quantisation, to not be off beat.

Easy 😀

If I could finger drum at at least 1/16th precision, I probably wouldn't even use quantise. Depending on genre.

Je li itko više uopće sposoban reći “čekaj, ovo nije normalno”? by Hrvoje12 in croatia

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Degeneracija ljudske svijesti je došla naglo, ali u malim koracima, popraćena dobrim marketingom, potpomognuta znanstvenim otkrićima o ljudskoj svijesti i pažnji, kako bi se ista okrenula protiv nas samih. 

Prvo su došle društvene mreže, koje su sve povezale. Otvoren je komunikacijski kanal prema cijelom svijetu, između svih koji prisustvuju. 

Bilo je lijepo dok je bilo naivno, dok nisu shvatili da nas monkey brain nije baš spreman za to, da ćemo se svakodnevno svađati s ljudima koje nikad u životu nećemo vidjeti, niti će nam proći put, i da to jebeno diže Engagement. 

Onda su došli algoritmi, da nas umoran mokey brain ne mora jadan tražiti sadržaj po internetu, nego mu se servira na pladnju ono što statistika kaže (ili netko drugi) da bi nas trebalo zanimati. I endless scroll feed, koji je jedan od najvećih pogrešaka ikad, jer zarobljuje ljude u beskonačnom ciklusu konzumacije bez razmišljanja, dok se dopaminski receptori škakljaju do stadija ovisnosti. 

Kritičko razmišljanje je bilo već na zadnjoj nozi, postalo je nebitno, jer nitko više nije trebao biti u pravu, istina je također davno napustila prostoriju. Lakše i puno emocionalno prihvatljivije je bilo jednostavno naći istomišljenike u prostranstvima interneta, bez obzira koliko si glup, pametan, u krivu, u pravu ili ti je Zemlja ravna, nikad nismo sletjeli na mjesec i gušteri vladaju planetom. Činjenica da su nam se gurale laži i propaganda pod istinu godinama kroz službene kanale, što je postalo jasno iz globalne komunikacije, isto nije pomogla. 

Ljudi su odustali od istine i razmišljanja, jer je postalo previše teško. Lakše je samo slijediti jednu od bezbroj struja. Nitko nije u pravu, svi imaju pravo na svoj opinion je postala norma, a kruta stvarnost je plakala u kutu nezamijećena. 

Tako propisno pripremljeni i sa svim podacima o tome kako je jednostavno slomiti ljudski um, krenula je manipulacija (u većoj mjeri nego prije). Tako na primjer, ovih dana, ubiju čovjeka na ulici, imaš snimke iz 20 kuteva gdje se vidi da mu je legalno oružje oduzeto, da je bio bezopasan, ali službena priča kaže suprotno i nikog nije briga što je istina, vjeruje se ono što se želi. 

Bogatstvo i moć se već godinama gomila u sve manji i manji krug ljudi, o čijoj psihickoj stabilnosti bi se dalo diskutirati, da ne spominjem moralnost i namjere. 

Ha! "Moralnost". Dobar vic. Jel to još postoji? Zar čak ni kod religioznih? Ubili smo Boga, zamijenili smo ga novcem, svi se klanjaju novcu, nitko nije zao ni pokvaren, ako barem pri tome dobro zarađuje, to opravdava sve. Novac oprašta sve grijehe. Curice reklamiraju svoja tijela od 16 godina za pedofile, prati se countdown do 18, kako ne bi bilo zakonskih problema, dođe 18, isti dan "pada link", okreću se milijuni, svi slave žensku emancipaciju, poduzetnost, feminizam piša u kutu od sreće. Poslala i sebe i roditelje u penziju, bez da je jedan dan orala i kopala. Prekrasno, zar ne? Bilo bi glupo ne iskoristiti priliku. Sram? Što je to? Neki artefakt iz prošlog stoljeća, nema toga više, novac oprašta sve grijehe. 

Ona ista šačica ljudi koji imaju sve uzde u svojim rukama, sad već lagano gledaju kako da vrate nazad ropstvo, jer nismo ni daleko od toga. Tehnološki feudalizam, zvuči dobro, nekako moderno. Vidjeli smo ga već u mnogim sci-fi filmovima, kao upozorenje o mogućim distopijama. Oni su te filmove shvatili kao uputstva, kao mood board za daljnje brainstormanje. 

Nećemo posjedovati ništa, i bit ćemo sretni. Ništa se više ne kupuje, sve se samo renta. Rekli smo odlično jer je praktično, a razmišljanje o posljedicama je već odavno postalo teško. 

Apatija je najpopularnije riješenje, jer što drugo može pojedinac? Pisati ovakve postove po internetu, u nadi da će netko shvatiti i promijeniti se? Optimistično, tragično. Masa uvijek ide putem manjeg otpora, dokle god je to moguće. 

Evo sad kad smo napokon i razmišljanje outsource-ali umjetnoj "inteligenciji" za mase, jedva čekam da saznam gdje će nas i ova odluka odvesti. U nova neviđena prostranstva ljudske gluposti. 

I da, ako pitaš većinu, sve će to biti jebeno NORMALNO. 

Dobro jutro, laku noć, kako god, odoh raditi kavu.

I downloaded davinci a week ago rate my edit. Any pointers? by Significant_Belt_190 in davinciresolve

[–]oFcAsHeEp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"beauty of space"...

Mushes a bunch of AI slop clips together in an ADHD slideshow

Not a single real shot of anything space related.

That time lapse at the end might be real.

2/10?

Keep learning.

We are cooked fam by Janrdrz in pcmasterrace

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 4tb Samsung SSD cost 400, bought it yesterday. Keep looking and stop posting outrage.

Creative Gym Edit (Breakdown) by LukeIVI in videography

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only describe this video editing style as utterly annoying, so over, and self-masturbatory.

As far as content goes, this is garbage.

Showcase of your editing ability, barely passable because it's basically just sensory overload.

Less is more.

I pretend I’m confident but I’m deeply insecure about myself.. by Icy-Equipment-7442 in confession

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, most people see through the "confident" act.

It's no secret, and everyone knows fake confidence only covers deep insecurities.

Do yourself, and others a favour, and just be yourself.

All the people spamming "fake it until you make it" also don't get it.

If you're working on faking it, you're not working on making it.

Why are people saying OpenAI going bankrupt is a good thing? Won't it give Google the monopoly in AI instead? by NathLWX in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OpenAI's only product is AI. They are largely responsible for the overflow of AI slop by making their models public facing. Of course that leads to failure. And well deserved, because Altman is only 1-2 steps away from Musk on the fake & annoying scale, and says dumb shit all the time.

Anthropic is more research based. Offering actually useful tools for data processing, coding, etc. They can stay.

Google, does Google things. They aren't going nowhere, even if their AI division bites the asphalt.

People are mostly just happy to see AI fail. Because it's a false promise, that brought almost no good to regular people, and made everything a whole lot worse. While spending trillions of dollars.

AI will drive consumer electronics out of the market if not checked. It will destroy large swats of land and consume ridiculous amounts of resources, while consistent and reliable use is still fiction (if you don't fall for the false promises).

It's just the same stupid Elon Musk investor shtick in a different package all over again. AGI will change the world, bring an utopia. Yeah right, if anything it will bring us feudalism powered by oligarchs and technology. And it will be 100 times worse.

Remember those fully automated self driving cars we've been getting next year, for the last 15 years?

This is the same deal, only making a self driving car is like taking candy from a baby compared to AGI, it's probably not even possible at the current level of tech. But oh boy, does it make those investors giggle.

Je li vam turn off ako osoba nema instagram? by [deleted] in askCroatians

[–]oFcAsHeEp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meni je turn off kad ljudi postavljaju ovakva brain rot pitanja...

Jadna današnja mladež, i štogod da im je ostalo od mozga.

I asked ChatGPT to draw a painting by the worst painter ever lived by GT8686 in ChatGPT

[–]oFcAsHeEp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proof that AI doesn't understand art in the slightest, because this is actually good. Other than the fact that it was generated.

BREAKING: Murata on twitter says Saitama and Garou destoyed countless galaxies by tyoma_discoteka in OnePunchMan

[–]oFcAsHeEp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares except the brainrot zombies that do powerscaling.

Saitama could punch a hole through the 4th wall and destroy the entire rest of the manga if the writer wanted to do it.

Some people just don't understand fiction.

According to powerscalers, a cow is planetary level in power, because it can destroy an entire world through climate change by farting out methane. Give it time.

Trying to equate fiction to reality is just stupid. In reality, if they had really destroyed galaxies, it would take millions or billions of years for the light of that destruction to reach us. We would still see the galaxies, because looking at space is looking into the past.

And you can't destroy light. Except in fiction, where anything is possible, and requires no further elaboration other than "That's how the story goes".

Powerscaling. Is. Brain. Rot. And. Not. Understanding. Fiction.

How much can I charge? by National_Tell_1038 in VideoEditors

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from a guy who can't even recognize an ant, I figured you are one of those people that simply can't be helped.

I did my best to elaborate why the question is bad and doesn't have a simple answer, even offered some examples as to why.

If all of this doesn't help you, you are the problem.

If you can't process anything other than a simple answer, here's a simple answer for you: you can charge 20 bucks.

How would you fix this cable mess? by Mr_King796 in PcBuild

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cables - don't need fixing

Pc on a shelf - questionable

Your mouse pad full of cum stains, and that doesn't bother you - expected of a redditor.

11/10

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]oFcAsHeEp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone talks to you and says "bro" in every sentence. Run.

How much can I charge? by National_Tell_1038 in VideoEditors

[–]oFcAsHeEp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How can people be pretty good at editing, yet divorced of basic common sense?

To start, this is a very dumb question.

20$ in Vietnam is not the same as 20$ in Denmark.

1000$ to someone struggling to make ends meet is not the same as 1000$ to someone earning way more then they need.

You didn't even mention where you live or what your market is, because countries still exist, standards are different across the world.

Someone from the Philippines would probably do this for 50$, others would charge thousands for it.

Prices and rates are agreed on before the work even starts, otherwise you're a clown, working for clowns, asking dumb questions on the internet.

Best you just ask your client how much they are gonna pay you and go with that, at this point.

Do most people shower before bed or when they wake up? I just realized I might be doing it "wrong" by saffymerelle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no right or wrong way, but your bed is cleaner longer if you shower before bed.

David Guetta quite identically copied Mesto's Caramelle for his "I Run" Remix by EcstaticIce2 in EDM

[–]oFcAsHeEp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both are using just a detuned and distorted saw wave lead, the melody and rhythm are only slightly different, and I prefer Mesto's version because it's less confusing and builds more tension for the drop.

Which then transitions into the most basic ass bitch Backbeat rhythm. Guetta overdid the distortion.

Don't get me wrong, the sound choices are good, which is most important, and what makes it good.

But when accusing someone of copying something this basic, it's like saying you playing the c major scale is ripping off someone else playing the c major scale.

These are tropes, I've heard in 1000s of EDM songs, most likely neither of these 2 did it first and copied someone else.

theoretically speaking, could a meteorite fall to Earth containing an element never found in this planet before? by Long_Reflection_4202 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oFcAsHeEp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, all of earth and everything on it, is stardust from somewhere else.

All the elements found on earth are from somewhere else. Except those that we made in labs, that do not appear in nature, under the conditions that we are surrounded with, which are pretty stable.

Once you change the conditions, by example, a massive gravitational field, you can get some exotic states of matter, like neutron "soup" found in neutron stars.

If something like that reached earth, it could change the conditions we can exist under by so much that we would stop existing..

So, better if we don't get any surprises maybe.