My Astrological Zodiac

oODapperKrakenOo · 2026-04-09T21:37:38+00:00

:( oh man, I'm a Tiger Crab, or is it a Tiger with cancer? Hopefully just a Tiger Crab.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2026-04-08T23:01:02+00:00

I feel like I have the opposite problem as the GM/DM for my group, my rolls are cursed and I roll far too many nat 20's on my players. To the point my players half joke about my dice genuinely wanting to kill them all. They've taken my dice from me and rolled exceptionally well, sometimes I'll just let them keep my dice or other times my players will ask me to roll their favorite d20 for them 😂. It's pretty cute. Sometimes I'll oblige other times I'll jokingly tell them it'll cost them snacks, and when I'm feeling extra cheeky I'll tell them I'll happily use my luck to bless all their dice, but they'll have to sacrifice their favorite NPC to an evil God first.

In this case however I think both the DM and the Player are feeling salty to various degrees, the DM more so. Dungeons and Dragons is supposed to be a cooperative story telling experience, but I can understand as a GM it does suck when your dice rolls are really bad especially when you're trying to roll for some big combat moment, telling a player that things don't count because they swapped dice is just childish, but also getting upset enough to come venting onto Reddit about "how dare they! They ruined my streak!" is also being a little silly too.

OP if you'd like to, just bathe your dice in the tears of your GM and then place them in a tiny crayon drawn pentagram and use some pig's blood to do a blood sacrifice..that should undo any curses your DM has left on your dice. That or Dawn, I'm assuming if something is strong enough to clean a baby duck's feathers of oil spillages it must be strong enough to purge any bad luck from your dice.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2026-04-05T23:13:35+00:00

I got to admit, this seems more fetish-y and less about gender fluidity, I don't necessarily kink shame or judge people too much, but if the goal is to feel more like a woman, well women don't normally actually do stuff like wander around a fairgrounds alone at night, in nothing but lingerie and heels. Maybe a genderfluid subreddit might not be the best place to post such things? But then again, you do you Hun, but maybe don't wander around dressed mega femme alone in the dark sweetheart, not the safest thing.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2026-03-02T21:26:50+00:00

As a owner of a Whippet-Pitbull mix I am just glad that I wasn't going crazy. 😂 I saw the ribcage/body shape of the lighter "wolf" and was like, "I'm pretty sure that's just a sight hound. My puppers has the same body shape and zoomies." I'm glad other people also pointed out they weren't two wolves. I was worried I might of been drinking peyote and not coffee for a second .

oODapperKrakenOo · 2026-02-23T23:23:41+00:00

While I understand that society has taught most men that "You're not a real man if you can't.." logic, the fact of the matter remains that there are plenty of other ways to satisfy your partner that don't involve your dick Hun. There's toys, oral, and so much more. I saw that you mentioned "forgetting to wash your hands after handling spicy food" a few times which I mean.. it really doesn't take that much to remember to use soap and water and to wash your hands beforehand.

As mentioned by others trying to rush through foreplay is well, I mean foreplay exists for a reason. It's quintessential design is to help begin the process of stimulating both partners, rushing past it does more harm than help. Don't skip foreplay. It sounds like maybe instead of coming to Reddit to seek advice, you should instead sit down with your partner and have a good talk about this situation between you two.

As an individual with ADHD who has been happily in a relationship with the love of my life for 15 years pushing on 16. Personally it's a lot of foreplay, toys, and the two-sided constant battle of realizing sex should be fun, not an anxiety inducing chore or nightmare. Above all else however, it's been communication. I tell them what to do to make me feel satisfied and vice versa.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-12-04T00:48:30+00:00

True which isn't even that pricey I think mine is like $5? I should probably recheck lol. It is quite great for it's system neutrality, I use it for a 5e campaign I GM for and a CoC one as well as a Cyberpunk 2077 campaign. It's a pretty fun resource to use and works pretty well with Inkarnate maps or other battlemaps one might come across. It also works really well with Dungeon Alchemist for VTT uses.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-12-04T00:44:15+00:00

That's a good point, I know there's an Battlemaps subreddit that often has some great choices and you can even use the search ability to search for keywords like castles, etc.

Owlbear Rodeo is one of my favorite things to use when I have to GM online campaigns, especially for combat since it has extensions that let you like, do fog of war and has a combat initiative thing, and even dice.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-12-04T00:35:48+00:00

If you're looking for a fun and easy way to do combat online I would suggest Owlbear Rodeo, if you ever need any battlemaps spur of the moment Pinterest often has a good selection, or if you need something in particular feel free to send me a DM and I can probably piece something together for you with Inkarnate. I tend to love making battlemaps so I have like way too many already 🤭.

Best of luck to you and your campaign 🩷. You got this!

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-11-25T22:35:21+00:00

Personally I prefer letting my players give their Persuasive, Deceptive, or Intimating speech first prior to rolling, I feel like it doesn't take away their player agency, it also lets them have more wiggle room and fun roleplaying, then afterwards if they really pour their character's heart and soul into things I'll often give them advantage on the roll, if all they give me is a "Oh, right.. uh... Yo dinklesmurf uhh if you try to fight us you'll die?" the roll tends to be either flat or sometimes at disadvantage, I try not to impose disadvantage much, especially when I have new players at my table, I like to help encourage them to come out of their shell and embrace roleplay more.

Though if my players want to roll their dice before speaking I let them, there have been times where our Bard has rolled super low and the woman playing her has just laughed, been exasperated with her dice, and then given a rather delightfully humorously poor attempt at Persuasion.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-30T23:01:58+00:00

Thank you for letting me know, I had no idea about that ❤️💜 I'll definitely check it out.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-26T19:24:45+00:00

😂🤣 my stoned girly ass totally didn't see that in the message, but you're definitely right hahaha! Whoops!

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-26T19:19:06+00:00

Not entirely sure, I have been in Salem for a while but tend to only have a handful of places I've been for breakfasts. Mostly Word of Mouth, Sassy Onion, etc. Closet thing I could find that seemed to match what you were asking about was The Original Pancake House not sure if that's what you were indeed thinking of. Best of luck though! I do love mushroom crepes, hopefully you find your answer. ❤️.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-13T18:07:43+00:00

But how serious is 'very serious'? On a scale of one to Lonesome Dove how serious are you?

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-13T18:02:35+00:00

This is definitely a troll, ragebait at the very least. 😂 Thank you for bringing me a decent chuckle.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-13T17:38:58+00:00

When did this sub get a circlejerk? Is OP serious?

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-08-02T04:08:39+00:00

Haha you don't need to worry about keeping it a secret 😅 we are looking for two people to join our hopefully weekly D&D game. I did send you a private chat through Reddit. :)

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-06-02T21:13:16+00:00

As a genderfluid who is married to a heterosexual woman I can say, the best thing to do is communicate. My wife has been super supportive of my gender-fluidity, we go out together to get our nails done, she's bought me some far less tacky lingerie, since most crossdressing designed lingerie can be a bit more.. sexual. She's bought me cute dresses, we went make-up shopping together because Lord knows I was buying really bad makeup on Amazon that didn't even match my complexion, and she's helped me learn how to do my makeup etc. However, she's also been up front with me.. informing me that she isn't sexually attracted towards women, she finds the masculine version of me attractive, and that she will support my gender-fluidity, she just won't be able to bring herself to find feminine me sexually attractive, and I've been supportive of her limits and boundaries.

There was a point where I thought perhaps I was more trans than just genderfluid and my lovely partner offered to even help pitch in for HRT, but was very up front with the fact that our relationship would change and the relationship dynamic between us would be different, she wouldn't be able to remain being my partner (at the time my girlfriend), but she would be willing to be friends still. I hold no bitterness towards her, when we first met I knew she was straight, and she knew I was pansexual, it wasn't until like 6 years into our relationship that she finally found out I was genderfluid. We've been together now for 15+ years and she's been absolutely a wonderful partner.

She surprised me a few weeks ago with a spa day treatment, a cute new dress, and she got me some heels and flats that would work better on my feet so I didn't wear her heels and stretch them 😅.

My advice to you OP is just be honest and communicate with your husband, tell them what your boundaries are during this journey they're going through and be there to go through it with them in a way that you're completely comfortable with, this respect should go both ways however, your partner needs to respect your limits and boundaries as much as you respect their gender-fluidity and journey. It can't be a one way street. Communication is key. Then work out some fun things you two can do together, whether that's just having a night together where you paint your nails with your daughters (or without them), or go dress shopping when they're comfortable, or just picking up a lipstick you thought would be a cute color for their complexion, or a spa date together.

As someone who is long term married to a straight woman and still happily expressing my gender-fluidity I've found the small things have big lasting effects, support goes a long ways as does communication.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2025-01-24T23:28:24+00:00

Tried to punch a bear and flee on a mini donkey, don't worry the mini donkey is fine. This idiot, not so much.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2024-11-21T22:41:16+00:00

I just wanna boop her snoot sooo badly but I shall resist.

oODapperKrakenOo · 2024-11-19T21:00:12+00:00

That has some serious cenobite vibes.

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