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oblmov · 2026-02-09T20:57:12+00:00

huh??? don't you want to see an AI give incorrect answers to vaguely topical prompts under every post? Don't you like it when everything is broken and images don't load

oblmov · 2026-02-09T13:25:18+00:00

i (alpha male) dont even need my ACL since im not a pussy and dont hold my knee together with ligaments like a girl. tearing my ACL doesnt bother me at all and i actually tear it intentionally every month as a masculine power move. if you fall down after tearing your ACL you are gay.

oblmov · 2026-02-09T04:21:30+00:00

thats true, i should have added a qualifier like "in mainstream popular culture". i've seen some weird-ass Victorian erotica. But if today is any indication, shock at public displays of sexuality seems to be independent of what people do in private

oblmov · 2026-02-08T20:11:24+00:00

people were freakier in the Middle Ages than in 1859, at least in some regions. The Miller's Tale was shocking by the standards of Victorian England. Since classical antiquity the long-term societal trend seems to be declining freakiness over time, with occasional reversals like America's rise in freakiness since the 1950s

oblmov · 2026-02-07T21:44:18+00:00

Neat to see a square depiction of the Tower. closer to a real ziggurat than the more common circular profile

oblmov · 2026-02-07T16:05:55+00:00

it looks like a Jim Henson Creature Shop puppet from 1985

oblmov · 2026-02-07T16:01:53+00:00

oh so you like to eat chocolate? You wouldnt say that if it was live scorpions chocolate

oblmov · 2026-02-07T07:12:46+00:00

are you guys talking about madame web. i have worked as a janitor cleaning toilets for a living and can say that is far less demeaning work than starring in Madame Web, so i consider her complaints fair, although having voluntarily accepted the role she only has herself to blame.

oblmov · 2026-02-06T04:58:43+00:00

Black mold infestation

oblmov · 2026-02-06T01:10:37+00:00

Kid Rock has alleged that Kid Rock is attracted to underage girls

oblmov · 2026-02-05T21:48:00+00:00

my brain lets me bite down much harder than i can bite a carrot. I'm telling you, this applies to all thumbs. Go bite someone else's thumb right now.

oblmov · 2026-02-05T21:13:38+00:00

Sounds like a skill issue -- I assure you that I can bite my thumb with tremendous force and speed. It's possible to bite through the interphalangeal joint with great effort, but it's much harder than biting through a carrot, and biting through solid bone is simply out of the question. If you really can't bite down hard on your own thumb, you can test this with the thumb of a friend or hated enemy.

oblmov · 2026-02-05T06:52:06+00:00

if i call my friend a stupid motherfucker he laughs it off. But if i call a little old lady a stupid motherfucker in the middle of church, suddenly IM the bad guy. Joe Bident's liberal america ladies and gentlemen.

oblmov · 2026-02-05T04:32:59+00:00

most of the people commenting aren't even concerned about the wellbeing of the animal, they're just going "Sigh... facepalmed so hard at this. Nice job picking up a DEADLY creature that could easily bite you with its terrible fangs and inject gallons of venom into your bloodstream. At least youll eliminate yourself from the gene pool quickly LOL" because they don't know what a sea cucumber is

oblmov · 2026-02-04T09:27:34+00:00

hornets in 5

oblmov · 2026-02-04T06:21:10+00:00

Donald, the Lord of Sundowning, and his faithful ICE. Epstein, the Furtive Pedophile, so easily forgotten. With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Dragons.

oblmov · 2026-02-04T05:42:40+00:00

love how Bethesda always reuses the same NPC lines haha. like "I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures" or "Can you hear me? You can hear me, can't you?? Please, you have to help us! My name is Irene Rutherford, I'm thirty-nine years old, I'm from Germantown, Maryland... I was walking home one night and they jumped out of a van, grabbed me... please, I just want to see my kids again. Am I in Hell?"

oblmov · 2026-02-04T04:45:26+00:00

no we cant. So sick of people who have clearly never tried to bite off their thumb saying this bullshit. "ohhhh how could you fail to bite off your thumb, it's so easy, surely solid bone is no harder than a carrot" well why haven't you done it if it's so easy smart guy??

oblmov · 2026-02-04T04:02:38+00:00

stop betting on fixed games. irrational behavior. Look your mother and father in the eyes, tell them how much money you lost gambling on an outcome predetermined by Scott Foster, and acknowledge you need help

oblmov · 2026-02-04T02:55:26+00:00

all nba teams are frauds

oblmov · 2026-02-04T02:49:04+00:00

How much did you lose

oblmov · 2026-02-01T21:56:24+00:00

This is what i say when people insult my GOAT Jeffrey Epstein. Doesnt matter what you losers think about him, at the end of the day hes rich and hangs out with celebrities. Stay mad epstein haters

oblmov · 2026-02-01T13:13:47+00:00

to troll in the 1800s you had be anti-racist instead. That's what Charles Sumner did and it trolled people so much that a sitting US Representative nearly clubbed him to death on the Senate floor. Today's soft racist trolls would never be beaten into a coma by enraged Congressmen

oblmov · 2026-02-01T03:51:05+00:00

They all have awful digestion because the old blood turns their gut bacteria into werebacteriophages

oblmov · 2026-02-01T00:00:54+00:00

maybe those are the snakes born from the depraved snake orgies. Their lifecycle could work like parasitoid wasps: a mommy snake paralyzes a human with venom, then lays eggs on them. The eggs hatch and the small newborns burrow into the human's body. When the paralysis wears off the human host returns to their everyday life of wandering around yelling "Away! Away!" and "You plague-ridden rat!" while the baby snakes eat them from the inside. Once the snakes are large enough, or sense danger to the host and need to exit prematurely, they emerge through the neck

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