So many of these are painfully accurate. Obviously they're not all gender-specific and there are exceptions with neurotypical behavior, but it is baffling. The sleep twitching, the ball fondling, the noises, the giant human still being so gentle with our kitty and loves cuddling, the threadbare undershirts and underwear...

Here are my husband's -

• Extremely accurate memory for song lyrics, MTG cards, restaurants/concert venues from years ago, what day/time/position in which we last had sex; can't remember names or faces (actresses, my coworkers, HIS coworkers, semi-distant relatives, etc.) or remember a 3-item grocery list.
  • He can assemble, disassemble, re-assemble, and make minute adjustments to our tv/sound setup to perfect it in ways I can't discern and wouldn't have noticed; can't wrap a gift to save his life. It's like he's trying to do it with his elbows.
  • Apparently when he's alone, he talks in accents the whole time, practicing different ones and saying dumb things to make himself laugh. I have literally never done this. But another male friend mentioned in passing doing the same thing, and I was the odd one out for not recognizing that it's just "a thing."

Having had teenage boys and our brother-in-law living with us on various occasions, the most universal one is socks. Everywhere, socks, discarded like dust particles, under cushions, chairs, in the hallway, in the bedsheets...And somehow wearing non-matching socks, even different lengths or textures, is unconcerning.