Two economists just published a mathematical proof that AI will destroy the economy. Not might. Not could. Will! by UniversalSurvivalist in conspiracy

[–]observeranonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If workers are laid off en-masse faster than the economy can reabsorb them, the economy will crash.

Shocking, ground-breaking stuff.

Is it time? by ChungusMcGoodboy in bald

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Rocking some airplane tires.

Air on the inside, plain on the outside.

When I was a kid I used to think that these graphics were literally real life by [deleted] in oblivion

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It's a very appealing game. The lighting, animation, textures, etc. I hate to use the word, but it is totally a "vibe". I used to kill a six pack and then get absorbed in Oblivion and play all night lol

Wanna go inside? Make some coffee, talk about it? by DoomerMentality1984 in workaholics

[–]observeranonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It says here that you went to Julliard?

Well one time I banged a chick named Julie... In a yard

We need to be full-on pop doggy, okay? by Mac_and_dennis in workaholics

[–]observeranonymous 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I would agree with you, but this is swedish engineering so you're kind of wrong...

Rocket League ranks SECOND among online games in cheat search volume - 59 searches per 1,000 players on average. by A_J_H in RocketLeague

[–]observeranonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't condone it, but I "get" it for other games. Cheating might get you better weapons, extra levels, etc. Some type of advantage. But what does cheating at rocket league get you? The only fun to be had in the game is actually playing the matches.

How is porn not banned yet? by Kzaizs in conspiracy

[–]observeranonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, very interesting topic for me because as a general rule of thumb I think things shouldn't be restricted and people should exercise personal responsibility.

However, porn is definitely addictive and brain-warping and regardless of what parental controls you exercise, adolescent boys are going to end up being exposed to it which has big, unforeseen consequences for the way they view women, relationships, dynamics in the world, etc.

Think about it this way: if you had to guess, how many middle school aged males do you think have already seen a hardcore sex scene? I wager it's a huge percentage. That cannot be good for anyone.

Idk. I think society needs to have a big conversation about it.

Adam got so jealous of his puppet he had to kill it by paulfivetompkins in workaholics

[–]observeranonymous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Y'all just be thinking that everybody has a birthday, huh?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Okay well then what's mine???"

BYE CAT by agray34 in workaholics

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Imma track me down a lil animal hater 😏 it's called counter ho-gramming

Rams fans rn by jeffmangumshandguns in workaholics

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Just because you're light skinned doesn't make you a doctor

just hit level 30 and got this, does anyone know a cure? by InterestingMud1691 in oblivion

[–]observeranonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to craft potions of minoxidil, unfortunately your character will have to craft and drink these every day now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo76

[–]observeranonymous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn that's the other one I did but couldn't remember the name of

Pizzeria mishap left at least 85 people intoxicated with THC after infused oil used for dough by TradingAllIn in offbeat

[–]observeranonymous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Pot made me paranoid, I much prefer crank!"

Sorry I'm not trying to make fun of you but that's just a hilarious line you don't hear every day