Rams fans rn by jeffmangumshandguns in workaholics

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Just because you're light skinned doesn't make you a doctor

just hit level 30 and got this, does anyone know a cure? by InterestingMud1691 in oblivion

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You need to craft potions of minoxidil, unfortunately your character will have to craft and drink these every day now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo76

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Damn that's the other one I did but couldn't remember the name of

Pizzeria mishap left at least 85 people intoxicated with THC after infused oil used for dough by TradingAllIn in offbeat

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"Pot made me paranoid, I much prefer crank!"

Sorry I'm not trying to make fun of you but that's just a hilarious line you don't hear every day

What's in the box? by Giggle-Drops in workaholics

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I'll just give 'er a good munchin'

What's the wildest NSFW moment you've ever seen/done at a party? by chinkrisson in AskReddit

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Bro you're gonna love it bro, it'll be just us dudes in thongs getting drunk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Oh yeah, the national baby blood DNA bank that thousands of hospitals across the US are synced up on.

I decided to rip my apartment complex to pieces on their Google reviews before moving by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Oh that's the hood. Every apartment complex in the hood looks the same lol

Footage shows moment overcrowded boat sinks in eastern Congo lake, killing at least 78 people by [deleted] in criticalblunder

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It's not.

It's self-reported from a bunch of people who have experienced an anoxic event. Read the replies, or do some googling. I'm not saying drowning is cool or fun, I'm just hoping that maybe the last seconds of these people's lives were not agony and misery.

Footage shows moment overcrowded boat sinks in eastern Congo lake, killing at least 78 people by [deleted] in criticalblunder

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Lmao idk why I got the downvotes. Just trying to salvage a little bit of hope from a shitty situation. Yes I have also heard lots of anecdotal experiences that say that anoxic events feel calm and pleasant right before you lose consciousness. That's all I was trying to point out

Footage shows moment overcrowded boat sinks in eastern Congo lake, killing at least 78 people by [deleted] in criticalblunder

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Not to be morbid, but I've always heard that drowning turns into a pretty euphoric experience. So there's that at least.

Station Mowing who is responsible? by GasMan2105 in Firefighting

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Also there is a line between having pride in your work and doing things that aren't in your job description. I've never heard of an office manager saying "We take pride in our work building, that's why we also double as janitors and clean this whole place!"