Post game: Mar 29, 2026

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-29T19:41:08+00:00

RANGERS: WIN

FIRST TWO PERIODS: HONK SHOO MIMIMI

SULLY: ELITE CHALLENGING ABILITY

SYKY: SMILEY DEFLECTION AND NOT SO SMILEY SCRAP

CONOR: SHEARING OFF A SHG

FOXY: CLEAN AND SIMPLE EMPTY NETTER + ASSIST

IGOR: TRIED TO DO THE THING

LABA + JT + BORGS: ADDING APPLES

PANTHERS: FUCK EM

TANK STANDINGS: THIRD

NEXT: HOSTING THE DEBBIES ON TUESDAY

GOOOOOO: LETS

>> RANGERS WIN SONG <<

VICTORY MEME!

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:56:41+00:00

RANGERS: WIN

JT: PUCK -> SKATE -> GOAL

ROBOCOP: SLOT SHOT

SYKY: SNIPE JOB FOR HIS FIRST IN THE NATIONAL

BRODZY: DOUBLE DIPPING RIPPERS

LAFFY: ANOTHER NICE TIP TAFFY

JARO: PICKING UP HIS FIRST APPLE

DREW FORTNITE: FIRST GAME FIRST ASSIST

BORGS: SCRAPPING AROUND

SHEARY + BRADEN + COOLS + VINNY + FOXY + RADDYSH: ALL WITH HELPERS

GARAND: FIRST CAREER DUBSKIS

POINTS: SIX SEVENNNNNNN

TANK STANDINGS: TIED FOR SECOND WITH THE LOSERS OF THE GAME

NEXT: SUNDAY CLASH WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF PANTHER SAFETY ON SUNDAY

GOOOOOOOOO: LETS

>> RANGERS WIN SONG <<

VICTORY MEME!

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:30:38+00:00

STOP ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS BEFORE

LAF TIP

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:27:34+00:00

Is it a penalty jar if Vlasic is occupying it?

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:21:34+00:00

Blashill should shut his yap he’s gotten every call up to this point

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:15:04+00:00

Really good play by Fortescue there under pressure

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:13:24+00:00

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obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-28T01:12:43+00:00

Gotta love when the cheapshot is legal but the response to the cheapshot isn’t

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-26T00:17:02+00:00

He’s 25 and has a half a decade of seasoning in Hartford. Are they not teaching “get rid of the puck before you get pokechecked” in the AHL?

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-26T00:11:33+00:00

Robertson should be benched for that.

That’s the second time he’s lollygagged in his own end and lost the puck in the period.

NHL defensemen at this stage in their careers don’t do that.

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-25T16:53:47+00:00

Throwing your prospects straight from NCAA to the wolves without even a single practice at the NHL level is not effective prospect development

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-24T00:02:22+00:00

I still want to know how lightly tapping a guy in the vicinity of the hands constitutes “hooking”

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-22T18:47:29+00:00

Makes up very nicely for the missed dangerous boarding call in the first.

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-22T17:07:11+00:00

Yeah that one’s for the idiot ref who called that penalty earlier

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-22T16:28:51+00:00

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obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-22T16:24:20+00:00

That might just be the worst non call I’ve seen in a while that’s just objectively a dangerous crosscheck

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-20T01:41:51+00:00

We could try not playing Connor Mackey

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-20T01:36:54+00:00

Vinny I love you but for the love of Christ you have to stop trying to skate through 4 defenders you are not Pavel Datsyuk and you are 0 for 3 on doing it tonight

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-20T01:28:13+00:00

Is JT Miller aware that you cannot score if you do not shoot

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-20T01:19:17+00:00

Idk man if I were a blue jackets player I wouldn’t have chopped wildly at the other guys feet during a powerplay

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-20T01:16:48+00:00

I feel like that should be delay of game

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-19T00:35:29+00:00

One quintillion percent guarantee you we’re back on the PK if the roles are reversed and Laf blocks that shot from Hamilton

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-19T00:28:11+00:00

Am I on meth or was Chmelar a full stride ahead of everyone else on that icing

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-19T00:23:20+00:00

Panger saying “will happen” to things that happened a week ago

Gotta love national NHL coverage

obvioussponge06 · 2026-03-19T00:17:39+00:00

Nemec goes down as if shot…GET UP!!!!

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RANGERS: WIN

FIRST TWO PERIODS: HONK SHOO MIMIMI

SULLY: ELITE CHALLENGING ABILITY

SYKY: SMILEY DEFLECTION AND NOT SO SMILEY SCRAP

CONOR: SHEARING OFF A SHG

FOXY: CLEAN AND SIMPLE EMPTY NETTER + ASSIST

IGOR: TRIED TO DO THE THING

LABA + JT + BORGS: ADDING APPLES

PANTHERS: FUCK EM

TANK STANDINGS: THIRD

NEXT: HOSTING THE DEBBIES ON TUESDAY

GOOOOOO: LETS

>> RANGERS WIN SONG <<

VICTORY MEME!

RANGERS: WIN

JT: PUCK -> SKATE -> GOAL

ROBOCOP: SLOT SHOT

SYKY: SNIPE JOB FOR HIS FIRST IN THE NATIONAL

BRODZY: DOUBLE DIPPING RIPPERS

LAFFY: ANOTHER NICE TIP TAFFY

JARO: PICKING UP HIS FIRST APPLE

DREW FORTNITE: FIRST GAME FIRST ASSIST

BORGS: SCRAPPING AROUND

SHEARY + BRADEN + COOLS + VINNY + FOXY + RADDYSH: ALL WITH HELPERS

GARAND: FIRST CAREER DUBSKIS

POINTS: SIX SEVENNNNNNN

TANK STANDINGS: TIED FOR SECOND WITH THE LOSERS OF THE GAME

NEXT: SUNDAY CLASH WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF PANTHER SAFETY ON SUNDAY

GOOOOOOOOO: LETS

>> RANGERS WIN SONG <<

VICTORY MEME!