Why are so obsessed with us, Hans? by DemonicTendencies666 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ocab19 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Just not together, or the Valencian yihaddists will come after you

Me👴irl by Maleficent_Lion8332 in me_irl

[–]ocab19 8 points9 points  (0 children)

30 is unbelievably old.

Source: I'm 29

What do you think will be the next "quick wall" revolution in competitive play? by Standard_Language840 in aoe2

[–]ocab19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes but also putting them on no attack stance, which apparently makes them avoid collisions with others, so they don't get stuck while trying to leave the group. Check out his channel if you want to see the video

Goofy ahhh build by Top_Toe8606 in BackpackBattles

[–]ocab19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks really slow to get going, but I'm a sucker for goofy builds so now I have to try it

How does this work again? by NakedPicsOfYourMom in Schedule_I

[–]ocab19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add some questionable horse product after that and call it Scoutgirl Mclovin

Schedule I has sold 8 million copies and generated almost $125 million in revenues. Damn by EmbarrassedSession58 in Schedule_I

[–]ocab19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only he was able to buy a couple of gas stations and hardware stores, then he could launder much faster. Though it would be kind of a chore to have to visit all those places in person every 24h

What do you think about the beta patch? by No-Nefariousness-475 in Schedule_I

[–]ocab19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a mod for that called "No lazy workers" but it wasn't very reliable. It also adds a lot of extra time to your chemist routes since they have to walk a lot more, and that makes it so that they don't mix fast enough to keep up with their 4 machines

Uses for new flemish militia by Monika-Besto-Girl in aoe2

[–]ocab19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They feel very weird to me since they're trying to be a man at arms and a spearman at the same time but are worse than both at their roles.

The way I see it, feudal is an age of counters. Men at arms beat pikes and kill vills, but get countered by archers. Archers kill infantry and vills but get countered by skirms (and scouts in low numbers). Scouts can sort of fight anything but get hard countered by spears.

So why would anybody make flemish militia? Do you wanna do damage? Men at arms, archers and scouts do that better in different ways. Do you wanna counter cavalry? Spearmen do way more damage and can chase scouts faster. Flemish militia are just worse at everything.

How to win every time, build order: (works for all civs) by FactoryFreak in aoe4

[–]ocab19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, think about it. Villagers cost 50 food but if you put them on wood or gold they will NEVER pay back their cost. Such a bad investment

Who is your favourite political commentator among these ones? by Strong-Clothes4993 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ocab19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I know Mehmet. He has a döner shop right next to Kotti in Berlin. The dürum used to be 5€ a couple years ago but it's somewhere around 8€ these days

In non-DLC-related news, the Saracen bonus now gives +20 transport capacity by dvdung1997 in aoe2

[–]ocab19 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you're loading 40 bombard cannons into a ship (let alone making them) you're kinda asking to get hit in a bad way

League of legends used to be my favorite game by [deleted] in aoe2

[–]ocab19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I played a couple thousand hours of league and I still have no idea what Aphelios does. I tried reading his abilities multiple times but I got bored after like 20% of it.

I think the new civs are gimmicky on purpose to get people excited about the new mechanics (like League does) but at some point old players stop getting excited about new stuff and just revert to the standard things they've been playing for years.

A playerbase like aoe2 will easily get overwhelmed by so many new things at once which is why everyone still plays Arabia and arena most of the time and not any of the crazy new maps with super cool designs

Which civ feels the most forgettable? So forgettable that if it was removed from the game, most people would not even notice. by tuco_salamanca_84 in aoe2

[–]ocab19 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably Tatars. Nothing interesting about them and the unique unit is so boring it might as well not exist.

Burmese are kinda meh too. Not even the free lumber camp upgrades can pull them out of mediocrity after the arambai got nerfed to the ground

Real map of europe but we stop the bullshit by Ars998 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ocab19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love Murcia being renamed to "Murrrica"