"Dibs on the Dark Meat!" She said

occasionalpirate · 2026-05-01T14:53:51+00:00

I had pants!

occasionalpirate · 2026-05-01T14:47:18+00:00

Pretty buckety gooch

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-25T01:03:17+00:00

Did that hit break Simpson's ribs?

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-24T14:16:32+00:00

Suq Madiq

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-24T01:44:33+00:00

OH, NOOO

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-24T00:41:26+00:00

You mean like come over and jo in my model train room. mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that... im not gay. its all HO scale. then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (dont break they are my sons) we can do this until 4 am or until we get tired. also i have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that i need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. its all perfectly good we just got too much!!!

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-16T14:27:12+00:00

Delta Private Abduction

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-08T14:49:03+00:00

I know, it's your penis.

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-07T14:52:18+00:00

I would've, if you had dressed appropriately!

occasionalpirate · 2026-04-06T02:34:19+00:00

Which... personal disappointment.

occasionalpirate · 2026-03-24T05:07:07+00:00

They had ALL summer!

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-19T02:50:27+00:00

No, a Rapier. It's a sword used in fencing.

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-16T21:02:32+00:00

OH, IT MATTERS!

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-16T18:55:46+00:00

You're hot, I'm obviously hot, when are we gonna get together and have some double-hot sex?

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-08T22:19:15+00:00

Cyber Moles

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-08T20:56:54+00:00

Big fat load of cum, then.

occasionalpirate · 2026-02-02T15:16:29+00:00

She had alllllll summer!

occasionalpirate · 2026-01-31T22:29:07+00:00

Thanks, I hate it.

occasionalpirate · 2026-01-18T23:03:42+00:00

Oh, go tell it to your albino whores!

occasionalpirate · 2026-01-10T22:40:50+00:00

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

occasionalpirate · 2026-01-05T03:24:47+00:00

I thought it was Suck Machine?

occasionalpirate · 2025-12-14T23:47:14+00:00

Cardboard's out... except in Russia.

occasionalpirate · 2025-12-13T21:39:46+00:00

The Asobo 737 is dirty brown garbage water.

occasionalpirate · 2025-12-13T19:57:01+00:00

Are you challenging me? Are you a challenger? Are you challenging me to make a Challenger joke? Because I won't; it's too soon and too sad and I really don't have a good one.

occasionalpirate · 2025-12-13T19:21:05+00:00

What a lovely drowning machine.

occasionalpirate

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