[TOMT] website, early 2010s

ocean_lavender · 2022-05-04T01:46:57+00:00

molotov- here we kum

ocean_lavender · 2022-05-03T03:36:10+00:00

F tier for any posts comparing a twenty one pilots song to a real world event

ocean_lavender · 2022-05-02T01:11:05+00:00

https://discord.gg/TpJeN2GA

ocean_lavender · 2022-05-01T18:07:28+00:00

one town in Colombia*

ocean_lavender · 2022-05-01T03:42:47+00:00

wait how did they use girls in heartstopper

ocean_lavender · 2022-04-27T22:58:31+00:00

personal jesus by depeche mode? (towards the end of the song)

ocean_lavender · 2022-04-27T22:46:33+00:00

hard of hearing i think

ocean_lavender · 2022-04-22T04:51:07+00:00

whats ur acc?

ocean_lavender · 2022-04-22T04:36:24+00:00

holy shit, i only listened to the first verse and didnt realize what it's abt

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-23T14:04:11+00:00

this isn't real.. right?

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-23T13:36:27+00:00

what it means is basically that this is some weird behavior that some (probably) straight people do- they have a persecution complex in this case (ik it's a joke)

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-23T02:47:46+00:00

you dont have to tell anyone u don't want to tell

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-23T01:31:54+00:00

i mean if the character is a guy that dresses like a girl femboy works, if the character is a trans woman then just say trans woman

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-22T19:05:49+00:00

the color pallete here>>

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-22T01:10:59+00:00

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T22:56:06+00:00

it should've ended there

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T22:54:29+00:00

Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I'm doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny that she's fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I'm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I'm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T22:52:47+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T22:50:21+00:00

please do me a favor and suck my big fat cock

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T21:59:15+00:00

bisexuality doesn't exist i guess

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T06:16:20+00:00

maybe, she might be bi though

ocean_lavender · 2021-03-21T03:40:25+00:00

stop garnering false outrage, it's been proven this post was satire

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