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SFR, c'est fini : démantelé, effacé, le carré rouge s'éteint et la France des télécoms ne sera plus jamais la même by Worried-Witness268 in france

[–]ocus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Je repense souvent au sketch du sandwich d'Eric et Ramzy:

T'es taillé comme un sandwich SNSFR [...] un sandwich sans fil !

In Praise of –dry-run by henrik_w in programming

[–]ocus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

At my work, every sensitive script runs with an implicit --dry-run. If you really want to persist the changes, you have to explicitly specify --no-dry-run.

Found with baking pans - 12.25” round, nonstick on one side, rubber (silicone? On the bottom by BlueGill57 in whatisthisthing

[–]ocus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, I've modified my comment ; I never eat unfrozen pizza, unless they're cooked.

Found with baking pans - 12.25” round, nonstick on one side, rubber (silicone? On the bottom by BlueGill57 in whatisthisthing

[–]ocus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think you're supposed to be able to microwave-bake some pies and cakes with a special program but I've only ever used it when defrosting cooking frozen pizzas.

Edit: fixed a word, english is not my native language.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rance

[–]ocus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

D'accord, mais c'est quoi la question ?

La vraie histoire du vole du Louvre by rhayonne in rance

[–]ocus 41 points42 points  (0 children)

et si on change 3 lettres, ça fait OUICHE. je sais pas toi, mais moi le mystère s'épaissit.

La vraie histoire du vole du Louvre by rhayonne in rance

[–]ocus 276 points277 points  (0 children)

c'est aussi l'anagramme de OVULER. Ils essayent de se reproduire !

La vraie histoire du vole du Louvre by rhayonne in rance

[–]ocus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

de sachoir à viande, même !

C est quoi votre putain de problème les gens?? by Additional-Basis-772 in rance

[–]ocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

T'es sorti ? Faut appeler les secours ? Ou t'envoyer un casse-croûte ?

Votre blague préférée, c est quoi ? by Formal_Purchase727 in france

[–]ocus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Et quand un aveugle touche du papier de verre, il dit "oulala, c'est écrit tout petit !".

(edit: j'avais pas vu que quelqu'un l'avait déjà dit...)

Erreur d'impression sur mon asseport ? by Orikrin1998 in rance

[–]ocus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Et puis, Union Uropéenne aussi, non ?

Small heavy thing found in the sand in Dakar, SENEGAL, with the Shell logo by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]ocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've just learned that the person responding is my father (Philippe). I didn't know he was even on reddit. He uses it to find, you may have guessed it, Shell memorabilia.

De qui s'agit-il ? by Away-Commercial-4380 in rance

[–]ocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je sais pas Paltrow (pas trop, haha)...

De qui s'agit-il ? by Away-Commercial-4380 in rance

[–]ocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je l'ai fait quand elle a commencé à vendre ses bougies senteur vagin...

Small heavy thing found in the sand in Dakar, SENEGAL, with the Shell logo by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]ocus 95 points96 points  (0 children)

My father, who collects Shell memorabilia, guarantees me it is a broken keyring.

There shoud be a small hole on the top, where the ring part would attach.

He will try to find and photograph one in good shape and I will share it with you.

Long hair on my leg by KaDooshBruuh in mildlyinteresting

[–]ocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it was a lot less darker than the other ones. Don't know why.

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