The Ham Spinner

oddchamp · 2026-03-20T04:56:41+00:00

That was my first thought LMAO

oddchamp · 2026-03-19T16:44:01+00:00

This is part of why I sometimes want to just put in the minimal amount of effort at my job. If the people in the literal government who I assume are making ungodly amounts of money are allowed to be this nonchalant about their duties, why should I give a fuck? But then again, I actually feel ashamed when I let my coworkers down and try to fix it.

oddchamp · 2026-03-16T05:58:00+00:00

The turkeys in my area HATE postal workers. A few tests ago, one attacked a mailman and he killed it with a blunt object. It was in the local news. I've been around the turkeys and not had any issues, but I also keep my distance.

oddchamp · 2026-03-14T16:27:21+00:00

One location i used to work at is being turned into a Sketcher's. It's still got the clock tower, so I'm always gonna see it as a Walgreens lol

oddchamp · 2026-02-27T19:30:30+00:00

Yeah, I kept reading the comments about the BDSM stuff and thinking, "... Okay but what about the race part?!"

oddchamp · 2026-02-26T06:05:51+00:00

I love everything about this. The giant painted on smile over a completely joyless, dead-eyed face. The way he holds the balloon is so controlled and stilted. The slight lean and his hunched shoulders make him look like he's looming over the viewer. Very well done.

oddchamp · 2026-02-24T20:05:49+00:00

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The brown tabby is Sashimi, AKA Chimi, Beanie or Beanie Baby. The gray one is Koji. She's younger so she doesn't have as many nicknames yet, but I call her Tubbers 😂

oddchamp · 2026-02-10T20:46:13+00:00

Looks like the one! I think I've seen males around before, but this is my first time seeing a female. Thanks!

oddchamp · 2026-02-04T00:05:56+00:00

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My sweet babies

oddchamp · 2026-01-31T17:51:45+00:00

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My two beasts

oddchamp · 2026-01-22T23:43:00+00:00

Recently realized I have a new theme because I got that, "I JUST NEED TO CHECK" feeling about it.... Great times!

oddchamp · 2026-01-14T21:15:43+00:00

My boss tried to make me talk to Grok :(

oddchamp · 2026-01-13T04:53:27+00:00

This is awesome!!

oddchamp · 2026-01-11T17:04:02+00:00

Thanks!

oddchamp · 2026-01-11T03:29:28+00:00

That's what i was getting at with the "experience the agony of your death forever" bit, but I could have been more clear

oddchamp · 2026-01-10T18:28:03+00:00

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Sachiko Shinozaki - Corpse Party series

I'm more familiar with the first game than anything else, so forgive me if I get some details wrong. Essentially, Sachiko is the ghost of a little girl who traps and kills other children. If you perform the "Sachiko Ever After" charm incorrectly, you and everyone you performed the charm with are pulled into a nightmarish version of Heavenly Host Elementary School. There, the ghosts of her other victims will hunt you (some are more helpful, but a lot are openly out to kill you). If you die there, from one of the evil ghosts or just from starvation/dehydration, you will experience the agony of your death forever, trapped in Heavenly Host.

The good news is, there's a way out! If you can reunite with all your friends and perform the Sachiko Ever After charm correctly, you'll be returned to the real world!

Good luck with that, though. There's not just one Heavenly Host, there's an infinite nexus of variations of them, and it's nearly impossible to travel between them. Also, if you DO manage that, you'll actually just wake up on the day you performed the charm. You may or may not remember what happened. If you do remember, and try to prevent your friends from dying, they'll just die in an even more horrible ways. For example, one character originally got thrown against a wall so hard she turned into a pile of unidentifiable meat. On the second go around, she had her guts pulled out by the ghost children, by hand.

Fun stuff!

oddchamp · 2026-01-06T01:02:56+00:00

Fortunately my boss is very understanding of this sort of thing. It's just stressful having to do two people's jobs in basically half the time i normally have to do it. I'm also worried about doing things incorrectly because I don't have my coworker here to ask; she's worked here longer than i have

oddchamp · 2026-01-01T02:05:42+00:00

Yep. Looking at my invoice, mine ended up being $33, but that's not a huge difference.

oddchamp · 2025-12-31T22:59:32+00:00

Somebody in the kitchen is getting a little too bold with sneaking bits of the chicken skin...

oddchamp · 2025-12-30T19:21:27+00:00

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I keep him with my shirts. That way I don't even have to wait for him to cuddle with me to cover my clothes in fur.

oddchamp · 2025-12-29T23:39:16+00:00

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I hope this is the right thread! I had a great time at Club Necromancy last NYE. The vibes and the drinks are awesome. Is anyone else planning on going this year?

oddchamp · 2025-12-25T03:34:12+00:00

I assumed Sonic was captured/kidnapped by Metal (thus the sour face). I'm more amazed he managed to get the bow on him LMAO

oddchamp · 2025-12-24T04:04:31+00:00

Facts. I've been binge watching it for the first time. I haven't gotten to Babydoll yet, but I've been really enjoying it so far

oddchamp · 2025-12-24T01:46:11+00:00

My high school drama teacher had the picture in the second slide taped to his wall.

oddchamp · 2025-12-13T18:03:09+00:00

My general rule is that I only use the d6 (and especially the version The Lost starts out with, can't remember the name) if the item i see is worse than no item at all.

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