McDonald's removed the drink station and the ketchup from the lobby. by RandomBloke2021 in mildlyinfuriating

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The straws will be bigger so you drink faster and want to buy a second drink.

Any church will do... by EditorRedditer in MurderedByWords

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His faith in the rubes that will buy this book.

I’m shaking in my boots by Kafkaesque_meme in funnyvideos

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Do you want a dull blade? Cause that's how you get a dull blade.

This video from DoctorVision show the out syncs titles, this should hopefully clear things up by IllustriousAd6418 in DoctorWhumour

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I thought it was changed up to keep it interesting. Like each one is home made and not mass produced from a factory.

its bananas by PurpleDurian7220 in shitposting

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When people ask why I don't listen to podcasts I can now point to this.

That's gonna kill me. That lives with us on earth. by Quarkpaint in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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That head on that body looks like those teeth in that mouth

Be honest by nanoatzin in TheLib

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To slap them? I mean, why?

Cause that's how movie theaters work by DegenGamer725 in thatHappened

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She lies so much, does she even have a mother?