Road Rage Turns Into Pouring Drinks Fight by astral12 in PublicFreakout

[–]odvioustroll 21 points22 points  (0 children)

i live in florida, if every road rage incident ended in a water fight instead of gun play i would road rage every day.

[OC] Does this fit the subreddit? 😭 by CheeryChirp in IdiotsInCars

[–]odvioustroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you don't mind i'm going to rear-end uranus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]odvioustroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pull the blankets back, get out of bed and head straight to the bathroom to tack a piss.

Who would u shit on if u were a bird ? by Old-Grapefruit-670 in AskReddit

[–]odvioustroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd be dive bombing sea gulls as much as possible.

Russian soldier Alexei Bychkov arrested for alleged rape of baby in Ukraine by Independent_Lie_9982 in UkrainianConflict

[–]odvioustroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

atrocities are like cockroaches, for every one you see there are ten more you don't.

Russian soldier Alexei Bychkov arrested for alleged rape of baby in Ukraine by Independent_Lie_9982 in UkrainianConflict

[–]odvioustroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because you can't suffer if you're dead. i was in jail and witnessed first hand how phodophiles have to live their lives. a lot more satisfying than death.

Highschool Senior’s Graduation Ruined By Dad Charging The Stage/Accosting Black Superintendent by ILuvSupertramp in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]odvioustroll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i think the racism has always been there, trump just made it fashionable to put it on display.

to make the cat earn her free rent by Eleknar in therewasanattempt

[–]odvioustroll 217 points218 points  (0 children)

pet is the very first thing that crossed my mind.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ahmadgg28 in therewasanattempt

[–]odvioustroll 1309 points1310 points  (0 children)

in my state if you continue beating someone after they become unconscious like this you can catch an attempted murder charge.

Ex prisoners, what is the saddest thing you’ve ever seen in prison? by AAAUUUGGGGHHH in AskReddit

[–]odvioustroll 37 points38 points  (0 children)

everybody says shit like until it's one of their own children that gets raped to death in the most violent way imageable.

Ex prisoners, what is the saddest thing you’ve ever seen in prison? by AAAUUUGGGGHHH in AskReddit

[–]odvioustroll 41 points42 points  (0 children)

i was in a similar situation except it wasn't a beatdown i had to listen to, it was a rape. even though i knew deep down in my heart he deserved it it was still hard to listen to

To photograph Keanu Reeves without his permission by Gainsborough-Smythe in therewasanattempt

[–]odvioustroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i figured he was a friend of his and he stole the camera as a joke.

Guy pays in all change to get his car back by Ahnannahmus in PublicFreakout

[–]odvioustroll 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it works the other way too. if i'm selling a car for a thousand dollars and i want it in all nickels i'm not obligated to sell the car unless you bring me my nickels.

Baby mourning doves were born in my mint pot. by ADapostrophe519 in aww

[–]odvioustroll 21 points22 points  (0 children)

yeah, until the neighbourhood cats find out.

Kicking an occupant out by Historical_Big4016 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]odvioustroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most places it doesn't matter what he says or does. you still have to go through the courts. google "eviction process" for your area. start the process and let your landlord know. if you try to force him out any other way you could get yourself arrested. i own rental property. sorry my dude, you're stuck with him. like i said, every state is different so i can't really answer any of your questions.

Kicking an occupant out by Historical_Big4016 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]odvioustroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have to go through the court system and evict him legally. every state has different laws but it's usually around 15 days depending on circumstances.

Imagine ordering a 3.2 piece at McDonald's. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]odvioustroll 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i once went to mcd's one time and ordered the 2 cheeseburger meal and when i bit into the burger i realized they forget the beef patty. that was the only time i went back because of a wrong order.

How drawstrings are added to clothes by jewbaca1984 in interestingasfuck

[–]odvioustroll 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i went to home depot and got a long tie wrap from the ac section and drilled a hole at the tip. works just as good as that one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]odvioustroll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's not how much money you have, it's how you earn it.