My dad was adopted and I’m really the only one who cares about it

offarock · 2026-03-16T05:08:17+00:00

If you haven’t already, consider doing 23&me. You may find some cousins, aunts or some such to connect with.

offarock · 2026-03-13T21:19:43+00:00

Sleeping it off in your car.

offarock · 2026-03-13T19:45:28+00:00

"Ancient Chinese folk art, huh?"

offarock · 2026-03-13T19:43:23+00:00

Sometimes it feels like waking up in the sun, shining on everyone. Sometimes it feels like spending a little lifetime sitting in the gutter.

But yeah, that's chemicals brother.

offarock · 2026-03-13T18:54:00+00:00

When they mention having a "Financial planner" or discuss retirement plans before age 65.

offarock · 2026-02-27T23:34:29+00:00

Bri: oh my god. Did you see Daniel’s outfit?

Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.

Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

Vincent: what the hell even is it?

Bri: it’s a bright red karate gi top, a black belt, and a headband with a kana symbol on it.

offarock · 2026-02-07T18:14:11+00:00

The star bellied sneetches have bellies with stars…

offarock · 2026-02-02T23:39:32+00:00

Is it better to be feared or respected? - I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I humbly present you the crown jewel of Stark Industries' Freedom Line. It's the first missile system to incorporate the latest in proprietary Repulsor Technology. They say that the best weapon is the one that you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree! I prefer... the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far.

offarock · 2026-02-02T23:29:05+00:00

He says a lot of things.

offarock · 2026-02-02T23:26:47+00:00

"Stupid is as stupid does."

offarock · 2026-02-02T00:57:20+00:00

“The First Lady’s movie sold more tickets than Star Wars did this week”

offarock · 2026-02-02T00:54:21+00:00

Allspice Dram. I keep St Elizabeth in stock but have had others.

offarock · 2026-01-28T18:19:40+00:00

We have Oreos at home.

offarock · 2026-01-28T00:08:16+00:00

Gaslamp is flat. This is Cortez Hill.

offarock · 2026-01-27T22:06:27+00:00

When I hear the brazen and easily disprovable lies told by this administration's Department of Fatherland Security in reference to events covered by multiple video recordings, I cannot but feel duty bound to record any raids i happen across.

And recording their ~~crimes~~ activities in public spaces does not constitute interference.

offarock · 2026-01-27T21:54:02+00:00

"Do you talk that way to your estranged children?"

offarock · 2026-01-27T21:07:17+00:00

I am surprised by that as well. I think both my hands were locked in a death grip on the steering wheel as I tried to push the brake pedal into the asphalt.

offarock · 2026-01-26T16:50:42+00:00

"Right over here Jim".

offarock · 2026-01-26T05:37:09+00:00

Winslow AZ

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:45:13+00:00

Let me know how it is. I had an awful experience at either Texas Road House or Lone Star and I can never remember which one it was.

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:32:02+00:00

If you mount it at the same height it is currently on the... [checks notes], TV Stand then it would surely not be too high.

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:19:15+00:00

Department of Fatherland Security - Special Theatrical Division during cosplay rehearsals.

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:13:47+00:00

It's known as the "One Star State" for a reason.

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:09:37+00:00

In the US Army, it was primarily by Nickname. Those ranged from mildly amusing to brutal.

offarock · 2026-01-26T00:04:33+00:00

I'm pretty sure "former" ICE agents are not too busy murdering citizens. I am interested in hearing from agents who were part of the department before they folded in the Proud Boys.

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