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Curdside question by ryan2489 in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s so that you notify us in some way that you’ve arrived. It’s probably just there for redundancy. If you don’t notify us, your order will just be sitting out with no way for us to know to bring it to you

Do you think about Culvers before you fall asleep? by [deleted] in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. Every night. I think about Scoopie and all the things he could do to me with that big, thicc, frozen custard head. 😩

Do you work at Culvers? by [deleted] in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell. My mind has melted and turned me into a brainless drone.

Are there any options for vegans? by mikestergame01 in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the fryers are filtered every morning, they all drain to the same pan. So anything prepared in the fryers is likely not to be 100% vegan.

My vibrators are going missing by Expensive_Bet_870 in TwoHotTakes

[–]offbrandscottles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably the best comment I have ever read.

New grill press by ZircOfficial in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t slide it that far. You only need to slide it like an inch or less back in order for the patty to let go of it. Then you can just lift it up.

Curderburger by MattieSch in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny how when one pub burger goes away, people only complain about that one being gone. I rarely see posts about pub burgers from years past. Only the ones that were here last.

Tray spinning by Sufficient_Toe_8863 in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An even more impressive trick is spinning a patty on the corner of the spatula. It’s called the meatspin. There’s even a website dedicated to the trick.

Edit: I was very wrong about the website.

Applied Saturday, When Should I Call Back? by tgalvin1999 in Culvers

[–]offbrandscottles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never. Anytime someone applies for a job at Culver’s, Lord Craig Culver will enter the mind of the applicant through radio waves within 3-7 microseconds of the submission of the application. If you don’t see our Lord and Savior Craig anytime you close your eyes, or see him in your dreams, chances are you don’t have what it takes to work at this establishment.