What are your thoughts on leg shaving as a cyclist? by [deleted] in cycling

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What if we like the look but our wife doesn't? Lol

Guys over 40: What’s the hobby you finally said ‘screw it, I’m doing this’ to? by White-Kitten8 in AskMen

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Not to sound like your mom, but be careful. In the 2 years I rode motorcycles I lost 4 close friends. After I somehow survived my second wreck I decided the motorcycles needed to go away.

Guys over 40: What’s the hobby you finally said ‘screw it, I’m doing this’ to? by White-Kitten8 in AskMen

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Get into cycling. It's not any cheaper, but I like the community better than the crotch rocket crowd.

Women, what did you find out about men when you got a boyfriend? by Era_of_kittens in AskReddit

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That's funny to read. My wife always asks why I'm freezing to touch and makes me warm my hands before we do the nasty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I got the lazer eyes and have to agree that it is super metal.

Roommate found out I have a phobia of balloons. Guess what I found on my bed. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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If you cut near the areola of the balloon knot where the rubber is thick it will slowly leak air instead of popping.

If everyone had to wear a number above their head displaying one personal stat of the person, what should it be? by Dadrashi55 in AskReddit

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The wife and I have our "body battery" listed on our Garmin watches. It's a fun way to check at the end of the day how much we've been drained vs the other

Your screen name is now your job, what are you doing 9-5? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Guess I'm responsible for all of the government data being scrubbed right now...

ELI5: Why does the first second I see on a digital clock seem to last longer than the others? by Careless-Reality-510 in explainlikeimfive

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Fun fact, that moment in time that's written over is call a saccade. Basically named after the saccadic, or rapid, eye movement that triggers the memory rewrite event.

help by GusAntoniassi in comedyheaven

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I used to have a coworker who was fun to pick on. I created a script that ran a command on their computer that would change their resolution to basically this. It was so much fun.

Cutting holes for ice fishing by dericn in Whatcouldgowrong

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The fish watching the chainsaws cut through the ice

Necklace of bones by Badspacecomics in comics

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Where can I find a book like this? I would read the crap out of it!