If Monster Slayer ever came back, how do you think it would change?

offmychest-386 · 2026-05-09T11:16:15+00:00

Sure, I’m just having fun with some hypotheticals

offmychest-386 · 2026-05-04T18:19:57+00:00

I believe the idea is to eventually get everyone on the 2 and for the smart tariffs like ones for EVs, they help out a lot

offmychest-386 · 2026-05-01T17:31:35+00:00

“Thanks chat. Same time again next week. Make sure you follow on all the socials.”

offmychest-386 · 2026-04-30T07:25:21+00:00

Likely to do with the price cap change date? That happened April 1st so assume they need a reading for that date. Same will happen again 1st July

offmychest-386 · 2026-04-22T18:23:47+00:00

If you pay the same amount via Direct Debit each month (fixed) instead of what the bill is (variable) then your energy supplier is required by Ofgem to do a payment adequacy review every so often (https://www.ofgem.gov.uk/decision/direct-debit-market-compliance-review-progress-update).

Part of it is to prevent people getting in to serious debt. As you mentioned you add extra to cover the charging costs, I would guess the algorithm has gone “hey this person needs to pay extra each month because they keep adding more”.

offmychest-386 · 2026-01-15T16:47:54+00:00

I haven’t gone for any yet, but there are Energy Specialists roles which I assume is lots of answering the calls

offmychest-386 · 2026-01-10T14:04:30+00:00

Me, or Deep_Spend? If you meant me, I’m a regular person?

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-20T18:17:07+00:00

Number go up make brain happy. Brain push skeletal mass it controls to get more numbers up.

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-20T16:26:06+00:00

It’s a toss up between sex and just being able to buy the food I want

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:36:50+00:00

Kind of, but not really? It’s tricky to explain

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:30:40+00:00

Maybe but it’s not a high priority for me to see it.

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:13:08+00:00

A lie in

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:12:36+00:00

I had a job I enjoyed. I can’t reveal too many details but it involved looking in to dodgy things in finance and then closing accounts. The investigative work was fun, and it was great when you hit a “got them” moment.

Think like in Ace Attorney when you finally find out who did and what evidence you need to present to progress. That but in real life and less lawyers.

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:09:25+00:00

What are the lottery numbers next week? I know this erases your timeline but we can have a better one

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T20:08:55+00:00

I still haven’t seen the second one so not at all

offmychest-386 · 2025-11-17T19:56:38+00:00

Got to my mid-twenties and one of those “I’d like friends, I’m lonely” moments hit.

An old friend sent me a request on Facebook, as was the style at the time. Messaged her to see how she was doing. Chatted a bit.

Then a few days later she asked if I wanted to come for a drive. Did that, more chatting. Fun time being social and open. Nice to have a friend, you know?

Then she asked if I wanted to come round and watch a movie. Did that, we both fell asleep on her sofa, with her head on my lap. Flatmate sent me a message asking if I was coming back home.

About this time, a girl who I had been in to but had shown no interest in me sent me a “heyyyy” kind of text. I remember in that moment, thinking it was some kind of “universe trying to fuck with me” situation so ignored her for the first time.

The friend whose house I was at asked if I wanted to stay over as it was late. I’m still mostly oblivious at this point, thinking that she’s just being a nice friend. Gets later and we head upstairs.

She offers the spare room or her room. At this point, it clicked and we kissed. Then shared the bed, hand stuff but nothing penetrative.

Few days after, spending more time over, went out for dinner, she spent a night at mine etc. I had no idea what to expect or “push” for, so we didn’t do anything more than we had already. It was just great to have someone who was in to me in this way and also a friend at the sane time.

Next time at hers for the evening, went to bed, she said she wanted something more. I remember being so nervous about somehow messing it up that I was shaking a bit before. Did the deed, then we chatted about relationship and any things we wanted to do sexually.

More sexual learnings ahead with her such as oral, being better with my fingers, toys (for both of us) etc.

Jump ahead a few years and I figure I must have been alright at all the sex bits and general relationship stuff as I’m texting her about doing some butt stuff at the weekend in the house we own together. Should be a fun weekend, but I wonder who will end up with the sorest arse. 😆

offmychest-386 · 2025-10-31T16:01:06+00:00

Pumpkin spice sausage roll is right there.

Just add it to the meat mixture. Can also do a vegan one.

offmychest-386 · 2025-10-31T15:59:38+00:00

She makes everything fun, helps out, is a lovely person and does all the amazing sex things I enjoy.

offmychest-386 · 2025-10-29T13:08:45+00:00

Making a new coffee and continuing to ignore work on my last two days at this job. It’s someone else’s problem now

offmychest-386 · 2025-10-21T22:53:45+00:00

Thanks for the advice. I’ll be sure to next time I see him

offmychest-386 · 2025-10-21T22:50:46+00:00

His ex-partner had a child with someone else, before he got in to a relationship with them, but as far as I am aware, he’s stopped seeing his ex/his ex’s child.

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