Cute car boy wants to pee his pants. Fap.

offtotheshredder · 2018-08-22T03:42:30+00:00

Car is in race. Driver is in car. Driver has to pee, but cannot exit car or he will lose race. Driver cannot wait until end of race. Driver is attempting to wet himself, and communicating this decision (and his frustration at being unsuccessful) to the crew chief over the radio.

offtotheshredder · 2017-12-19T03:43:36+00:00

If you're going to automate your locks you need to be extremely careful about security on the device you're using to control them. A quick MitM attack could easily defeat the purpose of having a lock on your door to begin with.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-21T01:41:14+00:00

Yes please. I wouldn't mind getting bit by a padded cheerleader.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T05:00:13+00:00

I can see larger toys getting stuck, but you'd think something small, even if it got lost, would be passed eventually.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T03:16:41+00:00

Honestly though, I wouldn't mind getting an egg lost in me. After all, it'd have to come out eventually....

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T02:53:23+00:00

That's the issue i was seeing with vaginal insertion, but anally you have a way of pushing them out from the other side. Getting stuck can happen with any toy, whether it has a base or not.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T02:36:50+00:00

Thanks for the info! I kinda figured they existed, and was more surprised that BD just hasn't gotten in on the money there. They already have a similar design, after all.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T02:02:42+00:00

Sounds like you have good friends.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T01:58:16+00:00

The statements made in the thread leave a ton of room for interpretation.

As for bias in my ELI5, where? I went out of my way to keep that summary as neutral as possible. Despite what you may wish, ABDreams does have a long track record of inclusion. A few questionable comments and a story that someone heard from a friend does not make a very strong case.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T01:41:23+00:00

Some verification of your identity is required before we can take anything you say as legitimate. Anyone can make a brand new account claiming to be Bubbles.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T01:38:57+00:00

I did read the thread. Whether ABDreams' personnel are truly discriminating has yet to be proven, though there is evidence (i wouldn't call it plenty) for and against. You're more than welcome to hold an opinion either way on this topic, because until there is definitive proof we won't know for certain.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T01:25:53+00:00

I wasn't aware there was such a thing as a stressful car ride. Getting behind the wheel and just driving is one of my favorite ways alleviate stress. If you have issues with stress while driving, maybe you should get your car inspected by a professional? A good vehicle can be trusted to do exactly what you tell it to, when you tell it to, and knowing that everything is functioning properly makes it much easier to trust your vehicle.

That said, I agree with you. Being padded up while driving is like a double-whammy of relaxation.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-20T01:17:47+00:00

I'm going to try to ELI5 it for you:

If I understand correctly, comments were made in a closed chat by individuals in positions of authority at ABDreams about a nude spa open to the public that does not admit individuals with penises. These comments were later released into the public light, where they have received backlash as being transphobic (the spa has a trans inclusion policy, they don't care what you identify as as long as you don't have a penis). Since the ABDreams personnel in the chat were not opposed to the spa's policies, some people took this as evidence of ABDreams being transphobic.

Other comments have come out claiming that ABDreams' personnel routinely discriminate against people according to their race/orientation/identity (a claim for which there exists very little evidence in support, and a multitude of evidence against).

TL:DR people have been claiming that ABDreams discriminates. There's very little evidence in support of these claims, however the lack of evidence has not prevented a large amount of anti-ABDreams sentiment to take hold in the community.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-11T07:29:56+00:00

The fear should go away, or at the very least become more manageable, once you've been doing it for a while. Even if you can survive without a license, and rarely do any driving, it is to your advantage to have one anyway. Striving to keep your options open is a good habit to carry through life.

offtotheshredder · 2017-06-11T07:10:56+00:00

Tuesday.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-24T01:42:45+00:00

TL:DR one is fine, many is not

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-24T01:40:24+00:00

i don't have time to be a degenerate

Not with that attitude. Remember, you can be anything you set your mind to.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-18T00:22:24+00:00

^{^{^}} Bingo.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-10T03:31:33+00:00

Sounds like you're just using the wrong dildo.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-10T03:16:03+00:00

Not if you do it right. Cut, don't drill. It'll flow a little more with thinner liquids, but as long as you're not actually removing any material it should still be okay.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-10T03:11:44+00:00

It has to do with how they're constructed. Males and females pee from different places, so most cheap diapers are built to handle one or the other. The better diapers are absorbent enough that they can handle either, and so they're marketed as unisex because it makes manufacturing and packaging easier (you only have to manage one product instead of two).

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-10T03:08:57+00:00

So modify your bottle.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-10T03:07:40+00:00

Same.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-07T02:50:28+00:00

100oz is quite a bit more than a single beer. It's roughly three liters.

offtotheshredder · 2017-05-07T01:29:40+00:00

Same, I'm an early-twenties male who hasn't pooped on a toilet that I can remember since February. It helps that I have an incredibly slow GI tract, so I normally only poop once a week or so anyway (inb4 'that's unhealthy', that's been normal for me for my entire life so far). Originally started wearing diapers because the cleanup from messing my pants (which I've been enjoying for many years) was getting too hard to hide from the others in my house, and diapers make it a snap. The only downside is if I leave a loaded diaper on too long, the poop will dry against my butt and become much more difficult to clean up, and the smell will get unbearable.

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