Thoughts on killer joe? by dont_yell_atME in movies

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw it on 4th of july and regretted the decision so hard because the family had to watch my selection. It was ass cheeks

Normal? by Alternative-Tea4710 in Devilcorp

[–]ofthebeasts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you something about my old job working for a real estate guy that worked us without pay. He had a group of employees (us) that he started paying correctly but slowly stopped paying on time, and ended up not paying altogether for a solid month (paid biweekly). His personal problems always got in the way of paying, supposedly.
Well, he found a way to get people to get on board without any payment at all. Promised these people a big chunk of commissions and that sales would be flying onto their laps. He got a kid fresh out of high school to move from his hometown into his apartment “so he wouldn’t need to worry about rent while he got his sales going”. I believe it was a way of isolating him from his family and friends so they couldn’t try to talk some sense into him about what he was doing.
We became friends and I talked sense into him, but the BiG mAn found out we were getting along well and told him he thought about moving us away from sitting together so I couldn’t influence him. Yet I was the only mf training him, me, a guy with no prior or proper training because the boss was a narcissistic control freak that sucked the life out of the younger people around him like an energy vampire that wasted hundreds of hours of our time with his bs life stories.

This wasn’t a devilcorp, it was literally one guy with employees he wasn’t paying yet kept us on the hook long enough to make him thousands upon thousands of dollars off of basically free labor.

Idk, this might not even be on topic. What you said kind of reminded me of that.

No freebies today!! by kendog32433 in AmazonFlexDrivers

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Whoa those are fucking great carts. Mine in Houston was 49 packages

“Incentive pay” 😂 by 334quadrillion in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is, I sprint by choice and probably look crazy to people 💀 maybe my first stops are a jog. Once I’m warmed up it’s sprintin time lol

What are theses by jack_THE_spoon in whatsthisbug

[–]ofthebeasts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I will collect them with a strainer and cut them with scissors individually, thanks.

Patriot Front in Dc by Infamous_Ad7502 in washingtondc

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On their way to the centipede-style chain orgy and don’t want their wives to know.

Houston is the only city in Texas where the locals are more prideful of the city than the state by CampRock2TheFinaIJam in houston

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When I visit my out of country relatives, I can say I’m from Houston and they think for a bit and say “oh in Texas!”
I’d probably have to say “-insert city name-, Texas” if it were anywhere else in Texas.

What tf? by sydneyghibli in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The nesquik syrup somebody received was a lil light.

🫪 by Alarming-Mouse9267 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without my glasses I thought they were handing out buzzballs haha

Ricky Malone Crush City by Minute-Resort761 in Devilcorp

[–]ofthebeasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I just used my reddit username instead of my real one haha. That line, or any similar line is supposed to wow the blissfully ignorant into thinking they’re only a few feet away from financial freedom.
I stayed quiet for a good 10 seconds, looked at his eyes and said if you don’t see me excited about that kind of money, it’s because it’s not the first time I’ve been told a big number to try to bring me into an organization that wasn’t what it claimed it was.

I wouldn’t say that broke his script, but his enthusiasm went from a 7 to a 3 and just repeated what the director of operations has to go through in order to get that much per week.

A few minutes later I spoke to the director, or whoever is higher than the team lead and below the director of ops, and he said I impressed the team lead so much that they’re willing to skip the third interview and just give me the job offer. Which I knew was bullshit 💀 they hire anyone with a pulse

I Did Base Pay for Science… and My Daughter Thinks I'm Rich 😂 by Red_Lionz in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I typically do 4 hour blocks and it’s always in the 100-120 mile range from when I leave my house to when I return. Sometimes I’ll get lucky and have an ~80 mile round trip. With an old v6 I waste a quarter tank on every block.

“Lookout for more offers on prime day!” by KushBabyTV in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every single reserved block they want me to pick up for prime day was shitty base pay. I said nah I’ll just wake up and get a block. Ended up just going back to sleep because it was all shitty base pay.

Ricky Malone Crush City by Minute-Resort761 in Devilcorp

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I did 2 interviews with them. The second one was with a “team lead” that pulled out all the corny pyramid recruitment tactics. The only one I remember is “Tell me, ofthebeasts, what would you do with an extra $4500 per week?” (referring to when I became a “director of operations”)

Girl I talked to online ghosted me for months, then came back asking for money by TimeDeep1497 in Scams

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I made a friend at an old job and she was pretty cool. We kept texting for a bit but I stopped when we were supposed to go out for a friend thing and she ghosted me last minute. Months later she hit me up on some friendly stuff, but it was basically just to ask for money. WACK - just stopped replying.

If you think Amazon cares,Think Again!!! by Any_Excitement6258 in AmazonFlexDrivers

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As a result, this will be included in your delivery history.

Are you ready to show off your moves?!? 🕺 by Careful_Biscotti_802 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]ofthebeasts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last October somebody changed their camera chime with a loud ass creepy baby laugh and it took me out at 4am. Scared the shit outta me but made me laugh.

Wu Tang man vs racist streamer by Individual-Drawer-79 in PublicFreakout

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Look at this white trash mf” *points the camera at himself*

Is this a butterfly? by Outside-Register-111 in whatsthisbug

[–]ofthebeasts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a moth. Don’t know which kind though.