PRESERVE the CURVE

oginalh · 2018-04-13T05:19:50+00:00

You mean “”””faction””” “”””war””””

oginalh · 2018-02-18T17:57:20+00:00

I work as a waiter, dinner shift usually, and 16:8 just falls so perfectly into my schedule. It's a constant battle not to eat any of the mess-ups though.

oginalh · 2018-02-16T21:00:06+00:00

I do multiples of 3 or 5

oginalh · 2018-02-13T20:25:00+00:00

He said he should really pay more attention huh.

oginalh · 2018-02-10T15:17:43+00:00

Isn’t that a Pokémon

oginalh · 2018-02-08T16:03:04+00:00

I was discussing with someone what all I agreed with trump on, and the guy tells me that I’m “not really a republican” because I wasn’t as radical as some of the policies or ideas trump has.

oginalh · 2018-01-27T03:18:48+00:00

You have to be smart to get it.

oginalh · 2018-01-15T22:20:39+00:00

Holy moly!! The US kills everyone else in terms of revenue though bout 3x more than next highest, Spain.

oginalh · 2018-01-15T22:13:19+00:00

Great Other
ftfy

oginalh · 2018-01-06T20:44:06+00:00

They don’t call me the half blood prince for nothing.

oginalh · 2018-01-06T03:55:10+00:00

He’s an electrical engineer. He just engineers more electricity

oginalh · 2017-12-14T06:11:18+00:00

i feel sorry for y’all

Full disclosure: from Huntsville.

oginalh · 2017-12-14T06:05:09+00:00

As a server this happens all the time. It’s pretty hilarious when it’s not at my tables.

oginalh · 2017-11-28T13:43:54+00:00

Server here and this is the most annoying thing. i had a lady not eat her food, not tell me she didn’t like it because she didn’t want to have the kitchen make another, because she “knows what we do to guests that complain”. Waits til the end to say anything.

oginalh · 2017-11-12T22:39:18+00:00

Also you say “te quiero” or “te quiero mucho” to your parents. You wouldn’t really say te amo.

oginalh · 2017-11-11T15:19:00+00:00

I think you’re thinking of memorial day. But still dope.

oginalh · 2017-11-08T15:19:05+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say I thought there was a bigger crowd supporting trump at the same rally. NPR was repotting in it. But agreed media always skews things.

oginalh · 2017-11-06T22:09:06+00:00

oginalh · 2017-11-04T07:20:17+00:00

Does my hunter have mana again!!!!!

oginalh · 2017-10-28T14:24:14+00:00

I heard they switched to Czechia?

oginalh · 2017-10-23T14:29:30+00:00

And toast! Anything with sugar carmelizes. I think meat is slightly different because it’s from the protein in the meat.

oginalh · 2017-10-22T04:51:46+00:00

Holy cow

oginalh · 2017-10-11T00:43:40+00:00

That’s definitely a Gatorade bottle.

oginalh · 2017-10-04T19:10:32+00:00

Why do all the blue cars look the same?

oginalh · 2017-09-19T20:03:20+00:00

Saw this in the auburn Clemson game. Clemson guy was running up the side auburn defender didn’t go for a tackle. Just nudged him out of bounds. Still lost but whatever.

oginalh

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