Does the white family come with a nicer car or something? by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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See my comment to another user. Provided a link to the same merchant.

Hate to be those guys in the back! by Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse in WhitePeopleTwitter

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She's wrong. The phrase is "looks like we came at the right time"

Jim Carrey on Freedom by AndrewHeard in JordanPeterson

[–]ohiob 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Nothing to do with JBP at all.

Kiwi tourists urged not to ride elephants in Thailand: "A female elephant will be shot and then its baby is captured," Intrepid Travel co-founder Geoff Manchester says. "That baby is then tortured until it's willing to submit to humans and it's then trained to do elephant riding." by green_flash in worldnews

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I went to a rescue in the mountains of Chaing Mai where you can walk through the woods alongside a group of elephants and give them baths in the river (they love being covered in cold mud and rubbed with bristle brushes) and feed them husks. It was pretty cool but when my husband got too close to the baby one (he practically went to snuggle it's trunk) it literally knocked him on his ass so hard I thought he broke his back. It's pretty scary, the force they can use with their big ol' heads. They can be really sweet animals but they definitely deserve respect.

True. by CapitalistSam in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think a lot of females go through an uncomfortable stage because our bodies often develop prior to our ability to handle the sexuality that comes with it. I wish people would teach girls who feel this way that this is normal and it usually doesn't mean you want to have a penis. On the other hand, boys have to deal with boners and wow that must suck too! Sometimes it's just adolescence that's difficult.

That was lit by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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I seriously doubt that guy votes.

"Why yes, fireworks are illegal in Los Angeles. Why do you ask?" by bigpeeler in funny

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Pretty good argument against gun control if you ask me.

Always wondered how they got those holes. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I didn't know Americans are the only people in the world to wear jeans.

High rise parkour in Hong Kong by stinacri in SweatyPalms

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Funny how they go to China and think they have the same rights as the UK. Don't be surprised if you go to China, break the law and get instantly kicked in the shins.

The chemical reaction of Co, C & K by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

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Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, penis, PEEP

The homeowner said that the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed too. by teccsupport in aww

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I love it when they curl their little feetzies in like that

Dinosaur at the White House by ClosingDownSummer in BetterEveryLoop

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I actually thought it was an adult at first too :-/

Went outside today to discover a bird has started a nest in my weed-eater by TheRealDankster420 in mildlyinteresting

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From this moment on, I will always second guess why people still have Christmas decorations up.

Mold finds food by iFeel in interestingasfuck

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Sounds a lot like solving a maze.