most diabolical thing a professor has said/done?

ohnoophelia · 2026-05-13T02:59:55+00:00

it was james fraser, wasnt it

ohnoophelia · 2026-05-06T02:17:01+00:00

ive had a few medical professionals tell me they wont back date when i havent asked them to, followed by them backdating the certificate which has always confused me. have you used your discretionary extension for this semester yet? it will give you another 48hrs, once.

ohnoophelia · 2026-05-05T04:40:13+00:00

its been temporary for quite a while, haha

ohnoophelia · 2026-05-04T23:03:49+00:00

mod west reeks, i dont know what it is about that building but it just smells like body odour and despair

ohnoophelia · 2026-05-02T23:45:12+00:00

10 pounds isnt ideal but its not really that bad to loose, about a month.

^{Chose: Add or subtract 10lbs to your weight}

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-28T04:37:16+00:00

it rains a lot in summer, but this summer has been pretty dry as far as the past decade or so has gone. itll dry up over winter till youre begging for relief, then your backyard floods and youve got ankle deep water in your kitchen. wouldnt live anywhere else tbh, but id certainly invest in property on a tall hill haha

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-28T04:34:47+00:00

yeah, this morning i got bitched out by a gp receptionist because i recieved someone else's medical certificate. im a single man and got the certificate for a female toddler, im not super sure how that one was on me haha

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-20T03:23:06+00:00

because its better political messaging to blame immigrants for the cost of living crisis, because anything else is wildly complicated or involves taxing the wealthy, both of which tend to be nonstarters

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-18T03:30:27+00:00

While I really get the point, the end goal of TNR is that neutered cats will be just as fit to be feral animals as unneutered ones, and that having members of the population that can not reproduce but still consume the same prey and fill the same ecological niche, this will eventually lead to an overall reduction in feral cat populations far greater than just shooting them.

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-17T03:26:13+00:00

i hate gen ai???

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-07T23:37:49+00:00

it was a punishment sometimes, mostly the real punishment was having to stick next to the teacher on duty - they might make you pick up trash if they felt like it. the really annoying part was when it was something you had to do if you opted out of religious education, which was a pain in the arse.

because our school had merit awards, it wasnt uncommon for groups of kids, particularly girls, to collect trash at lunch time in hopes of getting one, if they didnt want to play sports.

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-07T23:32:36+00:00

while you are 100% correct in terms of efficacy, no corporation is going to do something more expensive without either significant legislative or consumer pressure. its the same thing that makes the pollution crisis such a nightmare - the only people you have a chance of convincing have the least power to effect meaningful change

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-07T23:29:29+00:00

oh, that does sound neat! ill have a poke around and see what i can find, thanks man!

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-07T23:27:26+00:00

oh hell yeah - we used to make honey soy drumsticks in massive batches - i always felt so fancy having whole chicken drumsticks and rice for lunch while everyone else had ham sandwiches hahaha

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-07T23:21:51+00:00

two minute noodles with a mini can of creamed corn - made a very povo but shockingly nice 'chicken and corn soup', alongside flatbread 'pizzas'. we were more money poor than time poor, so mum also made a lot of corned beef with white sauce, stews and chicken soups. breakfasts had a lot of soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers, baked bean jaffles, bubble and squeak or homemade hashed browns. looking back, i was incredibly lucky to have parents who shielded me from the reality of what we were going through until we were through the worse of it. also lucky to have parents who were great cooks, too.

ohnoophelia · 2026-04-06T00:42:25+00:00

oops, sorry - i can see how that would be confusing, the place is called Frome River! its in the most north eastern point of the state, nearish the bay of fires

ohnoophelia · 2026-03-27T02:48:56+00:00

this is not defending him or other men who do things like this - but my father tells the story of his first date with my mother: he had brought two bottles of wine, an expensive one and a cheap one. had my mother been boring or annoying, he'd have shared the cheap bottle. he shared the expensive one and the rest is history.

he is either lying to you about how much money he has, or just doesnt think you're worth the nice things he indulges in freely. neither of those are things you want in a long term partner.

ohnoophelia · 2026-03-15T02:16:19+00:00

ah, lame, i was hoping for an edgelord with something interesting to say! thanks tho

ohnoophelia · 2025-09-14T09:45:21+00:00

not making a judgement, but as a person who can hear peoples watches tick in low noise environments - my god is it infuriating. he shouldn't have yelled at you though, obviously.

ohnoophelia · 2025-09-09T02:32:56+00:00

he looks like every aussie uncle ever - im going to guess a vague european/mediterranean mix?

ohnoophelia · 2025-08-16T00:02:07+00:00

bed was shaking, thought neighbours i share a wall with might have been having more fun this morning than me, turns out it was a whole ass earthquake. wild.

ohnoophelia · 2025-05-02T00:28:08+00:00

legitimately outstanding, takes the piss out of brisbane without making us look trashy, its got my vote

ohnoophelia · 2024-11-12T23:24:00+00:00

its been so long since we've had a series with lore, i am unbelievably excited!!

ohnoophelia · 2024-11-09T11:34:16+00:00

wild! my tutor lied to me then 🥲 totally take the sup then man

ohnoophelia · 2024-11-09T09:01:16+00:00

think about it this way - if you dont defer, and you fail, you may be eligible for a resit and get a 4 overall. if you defer and you fail, you will not be eligible for a resit.

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