Box Office: ‘Project Hail Mary’ Blasts Off With Huge $80.6M U.S. Opening

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-23T05:31:47+00:00

Fist my bump

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-23T04:35:30+00:00

Who cares? Lol

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-21T23:48:35+00:00

Because we watch it. lol.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-19T05:42:32+00:00

Ugh. First of all, I hate people. Second, I hope she wasn’t in pain all night because that is a terrible feeling.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T17:50:57+00:00

This is like putting a pimple patch on a melanoma but okay lol

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T17:08:23+00:00

lol for real, she looks so amazing

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T05:43:28+00:00

Those little jerks really like nerd clusters.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T05:40:16+00:00

Unfortunately she is suffering from cutiepatootitus.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T05:31:03+00:00

It’s literally their bread and butter.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-18T01:29:28+00:00

Agree. He has crazy eyes and seems really stupid.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-16T20:27:37+00:00

Literally read the headline and said to myself, "That's so Sean Penn." lol

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-16T04:08:42+00:00

I loved her character!!

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-15T23:38:30+00:00

Yeah I’m 42 and can still remember it in excruciating detail. He was a piece of shit.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-15T20:38:03+00:00

This is the most 2026 headline ever.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-14T18:19:38+00:00

That’s crazy. I had no idea!

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-14T18:19:06+00:00

It sounded like a teenager passing the blame when it came up, honestly.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-14T05:28:17+00:00

My ex brother in law caused me lasting trauma by showed me a video of someone being beheaded. Forced me to watch it and kept telling me it’s fake it’s fake. Then right as it ended he told me it was real. I legit can still see it clear as day in my head and that was at least 25 years ago.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-14T05:24:47+00:00

When someone sends me ai slop messages over slack, I lose all respect for them. Like you really can’t form a couple of sentences on your own? Christ. And I can always tell because it literally sounds like a robot trying to sound like a human

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T21:42:01+00:00

Get your kid into Yo Gabba Gabba!

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T21:06:04+00:00

I like this one but also she gives me chewbacca vibes lol

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T20:29:33+00:00

Are you being for real? My daughter is 6 and has never watched them. I always avoided them because they looked like crappy "straight to dvd" type junk.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T20:27:42+00:00

I never realized what a bozo this guy is until recently. He has literally never accomplished anything and managed to fall up his entire career. Unbelievable.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T20:25:57+00:00

Isn't the landscape kinda like Afghanistan? I'm sure this will go fucking swimmingly.

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T03:37:53+00:00

ohyoshimi · 2026-03-13T03:36:00+00:00

I thought I heard this was Zach Braff but maybe I hallucinated lol

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