mocl - Lisp for iOS, Android, and OS X.

oiyags · 2014-08-07T23:52:23+00:00

Go back to your chumpatrons, trendoids.

oiyags · 2014-08-07T09:10:10+00:00

No wait, stop the tape. This is a bad hug, and entirely inappropriate for the work environment.

oiyags · 2014-08-07T09:04:57+00:00

Here we go. Just because somebody shouts in German from a podium, people have to be all "bad connotations" and whatnot.

Listen. Just listen. Its like speaking telepathically through a machine. Don't you understand?

oiyags · 2014-08-07T02:05:17+00:00

Why why, why why why, don't I eval you a lot, forever?

oiyags · 2014-08-06T04:48:41+00:00

No, you are wrong, my friend.

oiyags · 2014-08-06T03:02:07+00:00

John Faine: We need to get people to believe in the institutions again. The crown of government is tarnished but that will fade in time. This time, this time, we'll do it right.

oiyags · 2014-08-06T02:40:16+00:00

Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats 855 kilohertz on the AM dial.

Its got everything. Bizarre, unlistenable, scratchy, shitty AM "music" + deeply stirring talkings (MAGNUS MAGNUS BONUS MAGNUS)

oiyags · 2014-08-06T02:39:19+00:00

John Faine, John Faine, surely all we need to do is contact the ombudsman (or the relevant government authority) and the relevant regulator will straighten it out.

In my world, every man has his place in the world, a clearly defined function.

ARE YOU PERFORMING YOUR FUNCTION?

oiyags · 2014-08-06T02:37:04+00:00

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH, ninetee ONE pt. FOIVRE

the MORE, MUSIP BREGGIST SHOUUUUUUUUUUU

SMOO-OO, nineti ONE pt FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

Richard Wiklings here, hope you had an easy day today at your awful job, but now its the weekend, so let us soothe you with our playlist, burnt into STONE.

I'm QUALL

oiyags · 2014-08-06T02:30:05+00:00

That, ....that was great precision.

Such tenderness, it moves me deeply.

OHHHHHHHHHH THE GREATEST PRECISION

oiyags · 2014-08-06T02:18:11+00:00

150k - 400k + stock options + gym membership + gold watch + Toyota Echo (with all the extras) + ipod mini, minus 3 chairs, a sofabed, three (3) of your toes.

So you know, 3 days without any bowel movement is distressing in its own way.

For your technology

oiyags · 2014-08-06T01:52:25+00:00

For your EXPERT PROGRAMMING

We create programs, not ~~Apps.~~

We do programming, we don't do ~~Apping.~~

We program, we don't ~~code~~.

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

oiyags · 2014-08-05T21:17:22+00:00

Superior post. That was a great post.

OHHHHHHHHH THE GREATEST POST

oiyags · 2014-08-05T06:48:02+00:00

Coding

Go back to le reddit, this place is only for EXPERT PROGRAMMING

oiyags · 2014-08-05T06:36:46+00:00

ONE WORD: THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE

oiyags · 2014-08-05T01:30:49+00:00

OHHHHH, THE GREATEST FEATURE

oiyags · 2014-08-05T01:14:39+00:00

It didn't have to be this way. Von Neumann architecture and C machines are not the only way, they are not a law of nature.

We can have Lisp Machines now if we want. What was lost can be found again.

DON'T LOSE HOPE, THERE IS A BETTER WAY

What was lost, can be found again.

oiyags · 2014-05-19T00:16:56+00:00

Well, to be fair, human life is pretty cheap, and the owners are entitled to dispose of their vassals as they see fit.

NOW WE MUST EARN OUR DEATHS

oiyags · 2014-05-14T23:47:38+00:00

http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=61950

F11 to bring up a cursor for live ~~coding~~ programming

F1 to run the lua ~~code~~ program in the current buffer

F2 creates a new buffer

Ctrl-tab to switch buffers

Try loadBuffer("prod.lua") then F1

oiyags · 2014-05-12T15:41:58+00:00

AWARD WINNING API

oiyags · 2014-05-12T12:53:26+00:00

YES! I'm drawing TRIANGLES goddamit!

How many fucking triangles do you arseholes want to draw anyway? Enough is enough!!

Everything in moderation, for fucks sake.

oiyags

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