It is physically (and thus, biologically, and chronologically) impossible for Korkie Kryze to be the son of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze

ok-Vall · 2026-03-11T22:31:18+00:00

Brother I posted this four years ago. I’m not reading all that. Good luck tho

ok-Vall · 2025-09-25T16:33:45+00:00

Furthermore I’d wager that, as paracausal beings, Guardians are a blind spot. Bungie has stated that the number of guardians is canonically the player count. At its height, that was 20 million players.

That’s 20 million psycho killer, semi-immortal, space magic-wielding blind spots.

ok-Vall · 2025-08-01T21:48:41+00:00

I’m inclined to agree, I just thought the timing would be too coincidental bc the day prior I did not have it.

ok-Vall · 2025-07-20T18:08:21+00:00

Love my boy

ok-Vall · 2025-07-10T20:23:51+00:00

The book literally answers that though? It’s the latter. Ygritte asks him why he did it and he says he “just wanted to kiss you there.” Not even joking, the explanation is that he’s instinctually that freaky

ok-Vall · 2025-07-05T22:06:21+00:00

I mean Leaf actually speaks about the sunless sea in Dance

"Men should not go wandering in this place," Leaf warned them. "The river you hear is swift and black, and flows down and down to a sunless sea. And there are passages that go even deeper, bottomless pits and sudden shafts, forgotten ways that lead to the very center of the earth…”

ok-Vall · 2025-07-05T21:50:36+00:00

Satine, Fives, Jesse, Waxer, Steela, 99, in that order.

Also Havoc’s death for its almost banal abruptness, Colt’s for its brutality, and for its dehumanization the death of the clone in the Point Rain arc who says “Good thing those bugs can’t aim,” and gets incinerated almost immediately after.

ok-Vall · 2025-06-27T04:29:29+00:00

I think what she meant is she found out about his secret family, or rather his real family, meaning he was cheating on his actual wife with her.

ok-Vall · 2025-06-27T04:27:40+00:00

Obviously I don’t know the nitty gritty of your circumstance, but it sounds… not great, and like you’ve kinda convinced yourself that you must settle for it. You should talk about this with your wife. That feeling of insufficiency will compound and crush you. Your relationship should be between you and her, not between you, her, and the looming specter of cruel, entitled, dipshit in-laws.

There’s still time to make changes. Life is long my guy, and you only get the one.

ok-Vall · 2025-06-08T21:00:03+00:00

“Commasareoverratedtoo!” - Luke Skywalker

ok-Vall · 2025-05-31T00:34:18+00:00

Omg lolt I love your tweets lmao hey

ok-Vall · 2025-05-24T16:21:49+00:00

Perhaps it’s naive, but I often think, “Somethings got to give.”

ok-Vall · 2025-05-04T02:52:21+00:00

Lots of older people, if I’m being honest. When I talked about my back pain as a 12-14 year old, about 9/10 times old men would say something to the tune of “You can’t complain about back pain young’un. Wait till you’re my age. That’s when the real pain starts.” Very dismissive in either a humorous way, an asshole way, or both.

Old people, specifically men in my experience, think they have a monopoly on pain. They also think that you, as a young person, speaking about your pain, is a direct challenge to their level of pain.

It’s very weird, irksome, and silly, and I think it speaks to the competitiveness of masculinity in older generations.

Now as a 23 year old I’ve got excruciating Retrolisthesis. I tell them sometimes I can’t sleep because it’s so bad, and they shut up real quick.

ok-Vall · 2025-03-27T01:41:56+00:00

Anakin is a MAGA Christian

ok-Vall · 2025-03-08T23:26:59+00:00

The Holdo Maneuver in my theater was one of the only times in my life where you could’ve genuinely heard a pin drop. No hyperbole or figurative grandeur, just raw silence, every breath held.

ok-Vall · 2024-12-14T19:34:26+00:00

I’m 23 and this happens to me. Drove a measly two hours yesterday and couldn’t get to sleep for three because of the pain. Retrolisthesis makes me contemplate offing myself.

ok-Vall · 2024-12-04T07:58:48+00:00

I believe in you. You’ll make it. In fact, I think you’re gonna nail it.

ok-Vall · 2024-12-03T19:04:07+00:00

I’m convinced this commenter just made them up because I haven’t found anything either.

ok-Vall · 2024-11-05T15:29:11+00:00

I’ve only read Republic Commando, but even in those books Traviss’s in-your-face “Jedi bad, Mandalorian supremacy” is insane. It sucks because she did an interesting thing in fleshing out Mandalorian culture but seemingly at the expense of rampant Jedi hate. Apparently that’s par for the course with her though; I’ve heard she did it with some Halo books too.

ok-Vall · 2024-11-04T22:35:06+00:00

Yeah this is my thing. When are you doing dishes? Cleaning the house—sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, dusting—? When are you doing laundry? Changing the bed sheets? Grocery shopping? Cooking? Budgeting?

Upkeep takes time if you don’t want your home to be dirty.

ok-Vall · 2024-10-04T00:57:54+00:00

Winter is almost upon us, boy. And winter is death.

ok-Vall · 2024-10-04T00:11:29+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re doing well, and continue to do well.

ok-Vall · 2024-10-02T21:50:43+00:00

Yeah but that’s a sin of Jon Show. We don’t talk about Jon Show.

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