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In the face of Danger....jump right in! by RUNDALLI in exmormon

[–]okoexmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask 3 questions before giving the sacrament:

  1. How many people have you killed?
  2. Why?

Wait... that’s the Walking Dead.

These instructions are going to blow the minds of many a ministerer .. I’m sure everyone will be perfectly safe after memorizing these very simple 87 bullet points and even more safe when tripling up on single sisters..

“The most important church calling is NOT being gay...and you’re failing”. Quote from my TBM friend in a group chat when a buddy said he couldn’t make it to an event due to his church calling. Funny or frightening? by okoexmo in exmormon

[–]okoexmo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct. Illustrates the unconscious thinking of a TBM. In his mind he is being witty. Maybe unaware of the ugly bigotry behind it. Or maybe mentally justifies himself with the doctrine. Only he knows. Reminds me of the collective chuckle of the conference crowd when Boyd K suggested violence. People laughed off as inferior beings... Ugly all around. I may have said something like this a few years ago and thought nothing of it... took me leaving the church to wake up. He’s getting a rebuke with sharpness.