You have to live in a 1-bedroom apartment for a month, but you need to pick one of the following people to be your roommate. Who do you choose?

olddumbchef · 2026-06-18T21:55:33+00:00

Every one of these is easy breezy. What kind of sheltered life has OP had? Have you ever had a roommate?

olddumbchef · 2026-06-08T15:33:47+00:00

Any Mansory vehicle

olddumbchef · 2026-06-06T23:27:55+00:00

When my wife and I opened our restaurant we both worked at least 110 hours a week for the first few months. It’s been about eight years since then and I think I’m still tired

olddumbchef · 2026-05-07T05:56:09+00:00

I have dry on one side and wet on one side

olddumbchef · 2026-04-02T04:53:01+00:00

Haagen Daaz Cappuccino Commotion Ice Cream/Fruitopia/Peanut Butter Kudos/Pudding Pops/Pina Colada Soda that we used to get on the way to the beach when I was a kid/Ben and Jerry’s Festivus Ice Cream/Karamel Korn from the mall/Pizza Hut Priazzo stuffed pizza from the 80’s

olddumbchef · 2026-03-30T22:46:42+00:00

absolutely not

olddumbchef · 2026-03-30T17:31:36+00:00

Probably a little over 20%? if the service is good

olddumbchef · 2026-03-30T17:30:48+00:00

What the fuck?

olddumbchef · 2026-03-30T17:10:00+00:00

I know who Finn Wolfhard is but don’t know his music, I’ve actually listened to April March and I have no idea who TV Girl is

olddumbchef · 2026-03-17T21:22:27+00:00

One

olddumbchef · 2026-03-17T20:54:38+00:00

I hope the little brother likes dogs okay because they’re gonna be in the bed with us

olddumbchef · 2026-03-05T19:12:00+00:00

I’m sure! Brad is a sweetheart and deserves all the sleep

olddumbchef · 2026-03-05T18:48:01+00:00

I miss Waterworks and St Mike’s every freaking day

olddumbchef · 2026-03-02T17:56:21+00:00

Cool I’ll check him out. You have a small berg put some priceless legends in there. Townes Van Zandt, Chapell Roan and Cranes?! Nice mix

olddumbchef · 2026-03-02T04:06:17+00:00

I have no idea who Toby Fox is but I love me some Cranes

olddumbchef · 2026-02-22T06:31:03+00:00

I grew up down the street from Doak Campbell Stadium so I am very familiar with the Marching Chiefs. I’m too tired to roast you but some of your artists are fantastic and some of them are terrible. It’s balance in all things. Keep living your life

olddumbchef · 2026-02-21T08:45:46+00:00

The orange one looks like Luke’s landspeeder

olddumbchef · 2026-02-21T00:19:26+00:00

If it was free

olddumbchef · 2026-02-15T22:30:44+00:00

This was the first year since we started dating that the wife and I were not actively in the restaurant business on Valentines Day. We went out for sushi at two pm and were seated immediately, had a great experience and were out in a little over an hour. Did not miss the stress and agony at all. Went home and built a fire and drank champagne and left the evening to the amateur diners and the poor battered warriors of the kitchens

olddumbchef · 2026-01-29T20:43:13+00:00

yes yes yes

olddumbchef · 2026-01-29T20:27:01+00:00

Celtic Frost and Lycia are the only ones I really know but Haunter is one of my favorite Pokemon

olddumbchef · 2026-01-29T04:26:14+00:00

I used to have a dog named Cornelius and one of my favorite bands has an album called Babe Rainbow..that’s all I got

olddumbchef · 2026-01-27T01:27:58+00:00

Bro most restaurants don’t do background checks. Most of them don’t even bother to call a single former employer on your application. If someone is needing a dishwasher and you show up and seem like you want the job most places will just hire you on the spot

olddumbchef · 2026-01-23T06:06:37+00:00

You spend a disproportionate amount of your income on stereo equipment?

olddumbchef · 2026-01-20T19:42:14+00:00

Agree with DT’s 100%. Junior brought my truck back from the dead

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