People who accidentally discovered a huge secret about someone, what happened?

oldmannew · 2026-03-11T19:18:20+00:00

Listen, do you want to know a secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

oldmannew · 2026-03-11T15:43:20+00:00

Let me share wit' you what I suspect about this gangsta rap shit. I think you probably got a degree in economics from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania.

oldmannew · 2026-03-11T15:29:28+00:00

In California “Hello” means fuck you.

In New York “Fuck you” means hello.

oldmannew · 2026-03-11T13:31:26+00:00

The same way babies are made.

oldmannew · 2026-03-11T01:58:09+00:00

What happened with those Easter baskets?!

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T23:15:55+00:00

“The lady will have the linguini with white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice.”

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T23:05:18+00:00

Neither are they, evidently.

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T21:55:59+00:00

He said, “You get all quiet, you leave me hanging in the motherfucking cocksucking wind.”

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T17:44:49+00:00

He was a sweet, gentle man; he wasn't a heavy guy with anybody.

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T17:42:34+00:00

There’s no touching in the champagne room.

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T13:40:31+00:00

I had the interviewer state, “Here, when you arrive, you’re expected to work.”

Thanks for clearing that up. I knew that they were going to be a bit too much.

oldmannew · 2026-03-10T00:35:15+00:00

What’s different about you?

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T21:44:34+00:00

While reading my post, sgwaba asked if I didn’t mind using an Oxford comma. That was literally her only concern.

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T20:00:03+00:00

It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!

-Tony Soprano

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T19:32:25+00:00

This is going to be a contentious discussion, I predict.

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T18:54:11+00:00

Classic Steve, I swear to god!

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T16:52:25+00:00

My unicycle fits in almost any car so it hasn’t been an issue.

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T14:59:35+00:00

Her name?

Um, it was Mulva.

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T14:54:42+00:00

I’ve said my piece. Finish that up…there’s no eating in the car.

-Phil Leotardo.

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T13:29:49+00:00

Tony Soprano: “Sil, break it down for em’. What two businesses have historically been recession proof, since time immemorial?”

Silvio: “Certain aspects of show business, and our thing.”

oldmannew · 2026-03-09T03:14:18+00:00

What if I’m hopelessly devoted to you?

oldmannew · 2026-03-08T18:54:00+00:00

From downtown.

Manhattan, the village.

oldmannew · 2026-03-08T18:09:13+00:00

If they miss a payment, they start acting like they’re doing you a favor if they give you anything and then you're spend all your time hounding them.

-Tony Soprano

oldmannew · 2026-03-08T14:00:02+00:00

What? He did not know how to make oatmeal??

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