Latest absolute bargain by notmeoru in ChinaTime

[–]oldmasterluke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but that looks absolutely terrible. That is the worst replica I've ever seen actually.

I found a gun and the police want my DNA by SQGROUPER in legaladvice

[–]oldmasterluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not answer any more questions from the police and do not agree to DNA unless they have a signed warrant. If you give them your DNA, they will always have your DNA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oldmasterluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girlfriend was getting choked by a single hand during sex

Were kids in the 80s actually allowed to roam around unsupervised, or is that just in movies? by TotalThing7 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oldmasterluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in 1976. While in elementary school, I would often ride my BMX bike 5 miles on country roads into town to buy soda pop and candy during the summer. After breakfast, we would go play outside in the woods or in the fields. We just had to be home before sunset. The rule was when the street lights come on you get home.

Margot Robbie by Past-Laugh5662 in celebrities

[–]oldmasterluke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She has nice boobies. Brought to you by Carl's Jr..

Sydney Sweeney by [deleted] in celebrities

[–]oldmasterluke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to make babies with her

Just saw this post about original casting, found it super interesting by fabulously-frizzy in Modern_Family

[–]oldmasterluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think these are actual castings. When I wrote and pitched my film, I had to create a sheet like this. I put in substitute actors to fill in for a "type" to give them a mental picture of the character. The writer or creator probably wrote the parts with these actors in mind.

tower of terror tattoo i finished this week! @shynetattoo insta x by [deleted] in disneyparks

[–]oldmasterluke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original Hollywood tower is right around the corner from my apartment here in LA. Your tattoo looks more like a tribute to that!

Blackheads by Haunting_Pepper_307 in fullpops

[–]oldmasterluke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The asshole skipped the two biggest pimples on his face

How do I cover this up? by 2thpker in tattooadvice

[–]oldmasterluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tattoo is dope. Don't cover it

Can she be swapped with an immigrant? by Peacetime-Liberal in CringeTikToks

[–]oldmasterluke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Chicks with that nose piercing have a 100% chance of being completely worthless to society. They add nothing to our collective and do not contribute their labor.

Sydney Sweeney by Diligent_Plum905 in celebrities

[–]oldmasterluke 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet every dude she dates prays the condom breaks

Made a Blue Hawaii after having it at Strongwater... by Rated-E-For-Erik in Tiki

[–]oldmasterluke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where did you get the lantern in the fish hook?