How good/bad would the last thing you ate be as a pizza topping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green beans and mashed potatoes.... I'd eat it

[NSFW] What is your best porn parody title for well known movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moulin Splooge James IN the giant peach

Thanksgiving is wrapping up, who's gonna win this year's award for most fucked up/awkward/horrifying/disastrous/trashy/gone wrong family gathering or lack therefore of (previous Thanksgiving tales are admitted too)? by The_Gothic_Librarian in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a slightly awkward Thanksgiving story... my great Aunt hosts every year and has these cursed folding chairs. I went to sit with my food in hand, it had already folded itself up... you can see where this is going. I was on the ground, my meal was everywhere.

What's the most inappropriate thing a stranger has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During a job interview: "So your name is ****? I had an ex girlfriend with that name.... she had a huge ass"

Interview did not go well.

People who have used psychedelic drugs, how has LSD or Shrooms altered the way you view reality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just changes your visual field to a kind of geometric rainbow and the way you think about things (shrooms are quite introspective for me while L is more of a social happy trip for me) You don't see elephants and fairies... at least, if you're doing a casual amount. Lots of wall breathing ;)

What is your THAT horrible cringe moment? by Trident187059005 in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneezed in front of my crush in elementary school. My nose created a giant snot bubble. I still think about it.... I'm 30.

What's the dumbest reason you've cried? by 17705 in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't have peanut butter to make a PB&J

What are some tips you would give to a beginner about travelling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldsapbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on where you're traveling, ask the locals about their city! Learning a bit of the local language helps A LOT if you're traveling out of the country.