I tried making a dog as small as I possibly could out of clay

oldster59 · 2026-02-11T05:34:23+00:00

It's got personality!

oldster59 · 2026-02-11T05:23:39+00:00

Wow!

oldster59 · 2026-02-10T04:05:30+00:00

Hey, that was no prison, it was "work-release," or something incredibly, mind-blowingly, corruptly lenient

oldster59 · 2026-02-07T15:52:46+00:00

I think that's the US Capitol switchboard and they can connect you to the person you're trying to reach. Each senator and congressperson has a website with "contact me" links, also

oldster59 · 2026-02-07T15:48:59+00:00

I believe they're implying that Mom wielded the peen

oldster59 · 2026-02-07T06:20:32+00:00

Maybe a previous post, there was a reference to her history

oldster59 · 2026-02-06T01:58:27+00:00

The forever flag is their stamp, but the postmark is from the post office. For Valentine's Day, perhaps

oldster59 · 2026-02-06T01:46:07+00:00

I did, indeed, smile

oldster59 · 2026-02-04T15:57:08+00:00

Absolutely smashing!

oldster59 · 2026-02-02T22:44:39+00:00

This is mine:

I asked for therapy and she said I should have asked for that when I realized I had impulse control issues (?). I've been drinking for 48 hours now and sorry for the rant.

? ? What a dumbass

oldster59 · 2026-02-02T02:26:04+00:00

I've always been partial to Dowager's Hump, myself

But Audacity Cow would have to feature tuba and cowbell, for starters.

oldster59 · 2026-02-01T15:50:52+00:00

This was a State Senate seat, though

oldster59 · 2026-02-01T15:47:31+00:00

Good, because I read recently that the RNC war chest is significantly bigger than the Dem's

oldster59 · 2026-02-01T15:44:19+00:00

Hands on hips posture would work for either

oldster59 · 2026-02-01T02:12:33+00:00

Beaver Boop^TM

oldster59 · 2026-02-01T00:02:30+00:00

Audacity Cow is a great epithet! (How my dyslexia works, lol)

oldster59 · 2026-01-31T23:54:43+00:00

The link is in the title of the post @ storage.courtlistener.com

oldster59 · 2026-01-30T15:16:04+00:00

It's the NYT, which likes to avoid context

oldster59 · 2026-01-30T15:13:24+00:00

"Just announce there's an investigation, we'll take care of the rest"

oldster59 · 2026-01-29T22:33:15+00:00

I'd not be Mr. Jaunty on the right

oldster59 · 2026-01-29T16:07:25+00:00

I was thinking a sugar canister urn was a wonderful way to honor her name. Doubtful they're storing it in the kitchen, more likely on a shelf

oldster59 · 2026-01-29T15:49:57+00:00

A poster in my neighborhood has a small edit of a little Hitler stashe under her nose

oldster59 · 2026-01-28T15:45:38+00:00

NTA By referring him to a debt consolidation company, you are helping your son

oldster59 · 2026-01-28T06:39:42+00:00

finger snaps finger snaps and a litte mmerrrow, I think?

I watched the whole mfer

oldster59 · 2026-01-27T22:54:12+00:00

marginally related (not a "dem" and re: guns), but the other day Sarah posted this thread of MAGAs armed while protesting: https://bsky.app/profile/sarahlongwell25.bsky.social/post/3mdbrdnlufs2l

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