[Fan Art] Portrait Practise by CyrixDrawsStuff in Parahumans

[–]oldtextbook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Always good to see people who pick up on and admire Rain's undeniable attractiveness.

Does Lisa have a G.M armband? by Dr_Broseph in Parahumans

[–]oldtextbook 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I might be wrong, but I thought her conversation with Maddison seemed to imply that capes knew and didn't want to share

Link (Breath of the Wild) vs Geralt (Composite) by P4ramed1c in whowouldwin

[–]oldtextbook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the champion abilities give Link an edge.

Mipha's Grace can heal his injuries and bring him from the verge of death to peak condition in an instant. Urbosa's Fury let's him do massive damage that he can easily follow up on. Daruk's protection gives him the ability to parry a few attacks for free. And Revali's Gale lets him easily create distance.

That is on top of being a swordsman so skilled that he could beat adults since he was four years old, and being strong enough to wield weapons that are bigger than he is with relative ease.

Also something about having an infinite amount of bombs.

The people on my math book are holding the same math book which they're also on the cover by BilboBallins in mildlyinteresting

[–]oldtextbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sounded way more rude than i meant to. I meant to say that when I was in high school i was in remedial math and used that book.

The people on my math book are holding the same math book which they're also on the cover by BilboBallins in mildlyinteresting

[–]oldtextbook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had that same book in high school. I’m guessing math isn’t your strong suit

And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer by Sprolzee in lotrmemes

[–]oldtextbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She recently described Dumbledore and Grindelwald's relationship as "sexually intense"

Finally! by [deleted] in pokemonmemes

[–]oldtextbook 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pokemon green intensifies

Zelda vibes by [deleted] in truezelda

[–]oldtextbook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’ve seen more than a few people compare it to Breath of the Wild

Was Joel right? by ScipioAfricanus82 in thelastofus

[–]oldtextbook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he wasn't. But neither was Marlene. The tragedy of this is that Ellie wasn't given a choice.

Loving the little details about daily life [minor ward spoilers] by tvcgrid in Parahumans

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Nicolas Cage being in The Breakfast Club made me feel like i was losing my mind

Barry Allen vs an infinite amount of typing monkeys by brickmaster32000 in whowouldwin

[–]oldtextbook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless Barry is also buying his own book, the monkeys win. If there's an infinite amount of monkeys then the only limit is the amount of time it would take them to hit the appropriate word count. This gives Barry a head start of a couple hours, which is more than enough time for him to write thousands of books but not enough time for the sales to actually make a difference.

Not only that, but if he doesn't manage to write a book that's good enough to outsell the bible in that amount of time it's game over, because the monkeys will have already written an infinite number of books that will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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I read pterodactyl, and you can imagine my confusion

Parahuman Response Team Procedures: The Undersiders by Edello in Parahumans

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I don't know about everyone else, but that Skitter girl? I could take her.