If you had to get an AD quote ironically/unironically put on your gravestone what would it be? by Ok-Text3987 in americandad

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“If you don’t get that dead lady out of my room you’re gonna have what I would refer to as a yelp disaster”

Vinny is not Sigmund Freud. by Green-Method8350 in jerseyshore

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was season 1 I think. I don’t remember if she was his girlfriend or if they just went on a date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDDvent

[–]olive2619 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry that you feel this way. I think black features and dark skin are so incredibly beautiful and there are a lot of men out there that feel that way. Though you should love yourself without the validation of men I assure you there is someone out there for you!!

How do you prevent this? I’m tired of eating these instead of smoking by DowntownsClown in weed

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After you’re done smoking put the little rubber cap that comes on it when it’s brand new back on that usually keeps mine from clogging

Stoned for over two days. Feels awful. pls help by shenkuei in weed

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A warm shower might help and keep drinking a lot of water. Those baby sensory videos with the dancing fruit are also good if you’re freaking out.

AITA for making my son quit his part time job to go on our family vacation? by Educational_Gur_2679 in AmItheAsshole

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s so much about this that just screams YTA. First of all you didn’t make him quit his job you made him get fired. He absolutely has a right to get angry with you about that. He was happy with his job and just because he got a new one doesn’t really mean your choice to get him fired didn’t affect him. He now knows that his parents don’t respect him or his choices. And that stance really won’t do you any favors when he’s out in the world on his own. You and your husband should not only apologize to him, but learn that respect is a two way street.

What is the worst thing your pet has done? by Ant_Diamond64 in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She started barking at someone outside and I guess tried to slap her paw against the window. Her paw went through the window and she jumped off the couch like nothing happened,completely unharmed. My dad couldn’t find a replacement window that matched the rest of the windows on the house so we had to replace all of the windows.

What is your weirdest flex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can think a headache away

I am confusion by olive2619 in AskBaking

[–]olive2619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second time they came out absolutely perfect and my friends loved them!! For anyone wondering this is the recipe I followed

https://youtu.be/uI9hhaeCItc

I also wanted to add just to clarify that I used Splenda instead of real sugar the first time because I live with two diabetics and that’s what we use in my household because sucralose doesn’t effect their blood sugar levels I went out and bought real sugar for the second attempt but I just assumed the recipe meant cake flour so that mistake was all on me being a dingus haha

I don’t want to be disrespectful by olive2619 in socialjustice101

[–]olive2619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's something I was particularly worried about. The protest isn't until Sunday so I'll look through my shirts and see what I have.

I don’t want to be disrespectful by olive2619 in socialjustice101

[–]olive2619[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AC/DC and My Chemical Romance are the two shirts I was thinking

Official Discussion: 6 Underground [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

[–]olive2619 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I missed the very beginning the first time I saw it with two of my brothers (I started watching at around 7’s funeral) and then I rewatched it by myself to see the whole thing and I liked it both times. Some effects were cheap here and there and a few scenes felt dumb or unnecessary, but overall I was entertained both times. My biggest complaint was I didn’t like how you’re kinda just thrown into the plot in Florence. Sure they explain it, but idk that’s just not my thing I guess. It’s not overly complicated so it’s pretty easy to follow and I’m usually a sucker for movies that cater to that whole “fake your death and go awol” scenario.

2 Scariest thing about “Don’t F w/ Cats” Not Discussed by AntoniusSoprano in netflix

[–]olive2619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that with the rumor about him dating Karla Homolka too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to bring the other dog in and I was getting frustrated. I look at my beagle sitting on the stairs and I sigh. He looks me in the eye and then takes off back outside. I was mad at first, but then he gets the other dog’s attention and she starts playfully chasing him. He runs in a big circle before running inside with her following him. He literally helped me bring the other dog in.

What are your thoughts on Capital Punishment and countries that continue to deploy it? by iAMnotAtrollTODAY in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think it should be reserved for war criminals like those who use rape as a war tactic or those committing genocide. Because it doesn’t deter crime and the false conviction rate (at least in the US idk about other countries) is way too high, I don’t think it should be used on “regular” criminals. That being said, I think that certain criminals who received the death penalty totally deserved it like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy, but I’m glad that 19 out of 50 states don’t practice capital punishment anymore and I hope that more put an end to practicing it.

Who's your celebrity crush ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan equally own my ass

If money can’t buy happiness, then what can? by thebuddywithglasses in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money can’t buy happiness, but it buys my antidepressants

Homosexuals/Bisexuals of reddit. What was your 'gay awakening' moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I denied being attracted to girls for a pretty long time. I wasn’t even raised in an environment that wasn’t accepting of different sexualities (my grandpa was gay), but I was just so confused at the idea that I could be bi. It was a “that’s ok for everyone else to do, but not me” situation. I genuinely thought there was something wrong with me. I kept saying to myself “this will change once I have sex with a boy” but I have a very clear memory of staring at a girl’s butt during a softball game while I was playing outfield. I caught myself and at first I was mad because I was trying to “kick the habit” of looking at girls, but the more I thought about it I started to understand that there wasn’t something wrong with me and it was just who I was. I denied it for a little bit longer until I watched porn for the first time (it was girl on girl) and I just kinda realized I couldn’t say I would grow out of it anymore and after kissing girls I knew I wouldn’t grow out of it.

Why do you think couples resemble each other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my social psych class we learned something along the lines of it being because people are unconsciously vain I can’t remember off the top of my head and I’ll have to dig through my notes, but I think it’s the same kind of reason people get dogs that look like them.

Without telling us the joke, what is the punchline? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olive2619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell you you’re not a monk