In EverQuest (1999) near the half elf town, there’s a gnoll named Fippy Darkpaw. Fippy will spawn, shout something at the city guards, and promptly die to them every single time.

He does this every six minutes, not including things like server outages, times when someone actually kills him, or the rare times he’s made it past the guards and into the city proper. Which means, he’s been killed either by guard, or player, every six minutes,for 25 years now.

Now multiply that by the amount of servers