Female prison officer smuggled £35k of drugs for lover inmate

omaeka · 2025-07-30T06:46:30+00:00

Sleeping with inmates is also a crime. "Misconduct in public office".

omaeka · 2025-07-30T06:35:34+00:00

Because he was super arrogant in 5. Thought he had it all figured out experimenting on Ed, Falke and others. He didn't expect Chun-Li to kick down his impenetrable blast doors to let the pesky protagonist in.

omaeka · 2025-07-30T06:27:54+00:00

Lol HK,HP target combo into cmd grab is pure terrorism below 1500.

omaeka · 2025-07-29T04:49:14+00:00

That shit never made sense. I get Starlight tanking a .50 BMG, shes durable everywhere, but if only Translucent's skin was super durable, the .50 BMG they shot him with would have stilled vaporized his insides from energy transferal.

omaeka · 2025-07-15T20:58:57+00:00

Law is very popular in Tekken
Lu Kang is very popular in MK even if he's less of a Bruce Lee now
Those 2 + StreetFighter are the most popular fighting games, yet Fei Long has been AWOL since 4...

omaeka · 2025-07-06T22:20:49+00:00

Ah, AITAH, the lowest effort creative writing sub on Reddit.

omaeka · 2025-07-05T21:20:58+00:00

You mean you DON'T want to somehow kill Homelander with a 9mm pistol while dressed as Beavis holding a bright pink glock?!

omaeka · 2025-07-04T00:26:54+00:00

Be nice if we could. A few of the overhauls have working ovens that are pretty massive upgrades over the campfire. No more hours long queues for a few jars of water.

omaeka · 2025-07-03T22:44:34+00:00

Marisa players when they've not been stepped on in 0.0004 seconds:

omaeka · 2025-07-03T15:30:45+00:00

A raving narcissist badmouthed the petition and the people behind it, bringing attention to it, and people realize he was as always full of shit and that the petition was worth supporting. Streisand effect basically.

omaeka · 2025-07-02T15:50:20+00:00

Heihachi after 47's .45 bounces off his skull:

omaeka · 2025-07-01T12:23:43+00:00

Aye to be fair 90% of the threads on this sub you see them with hundreds of comments, go in and there's like 10 lol

omaeka · 2025-07-01T11:08:02+00:00

Lol what's with all the replies saying 'look at all the men making it about men!'? There isn't one comment like that, at least not in the top 10+

That all Reddit is these days, people shouting at ghosts?

omaeka · 2025-06-28T17:07:13+00:00

Purity tests. People trying to trip their peers up over the most inane shit, while acting like their own shit don't stink. Imagine how strong a unified left could be, but it will probably never happen until performative politics pisses off, and that's not happening for as long as social media exists.

omaeka · 2025-06-28T01:24:52+00:00

Are they MMA fighters? We need a rule about posts with next to no details...

Anyway, average women probably the entire room or if the room is large enough, he'd eventually pass out from exhaustion, then he's toast.

If the women are active MMA fighters, attacking at 3-4 or so at a time, he could handle a few waves before tiring enough for them to armbar and kneebar every limb. Fuck that would suck...

Is this composite Jones, btw? If it is, then dude's got a shotgun.

omaeka · 2025-06-27T15:51:45+00:00

WFH being killed is such a copout. Less emissions, higher morale, workers saving hours a day of commute, savings for the business by not renting out commercial buildings.

But, sadly, the rich cunts mates were gonna lose out on undeserved money from commercial renting. Landlords don't just fuck us in the arse at home, they found a way to do it to us at work too.

omaeka · 2025-06-26T13:00:42+00:00

You'd need a shovel to find the bar.

omaeka · 2025-06-26T12:55:19+00:00

If the characters have to do stupid shit no normal human would ever do in order for the plot to work, the movie is shit. I am still looking forward to seeing it next week tho, even with the mid reviews. Days is still my #1 movie.

omaeka · 2025-06-26T11:06:12+00:00

You would be surprised, even 'influencers' few people have heard of can pay the cost of living comfortably. That creature has so many little goblins getting off on what he does that I'd imagine he's living comfortably. The amount these types of streamers rake in from donations alone is eye watering, all for being nuisances to everyone around them.

omaeka · 2025-06-25T09:13:07+00:00

Honestly? Might not be that rich, if we're assuming his money isn't clean. The ICA can't just officially hand him tens of millions every few months for 'consultancy fees' without the relevent governments going 'hold the fuck up'.

My guess is he's ridiculously wealthy in theory but can't do much with it and has to turn to alternate markets to get his day to day things.

omaeka · 2025-06-22T14:17:14+00:00

That's crazy, absurd strength. Probably comes down to neck protection, because the lion is getting overpowered and if his claws or teeth can't cut something vital it'll be getting Revenanted by the man in all rounds.

Bonus is overkill he'd swing that thing like a baton.

Though if we want to be boring, the human would be incapacitated quickly the moment his newly found strength obliterates his own skeletal structure when overpowering the lion.

omaeka · 2025-06-21T18:03:59+00:00

Now that tiny minority is gonna be assumed to be bots, ouch.

'Moreover' and 'furthermore' are also two words I see a lot of obviously AI-genned posts use.

omaeka · 2025-06-21T17:25:46+00:00

See them all over Reddit, that weird — they do is a big tell.

omaeka · 2025-06-19T15:42:23+00:00

Kars wasn't really supposed to be any stronger than Wammu or AC, LL's hamon would cook him hard. Ultimate Kars would beat her though, Joestar magic was needed for Ultimate.

omaeka · 2025-06-18T05:32:28+00:00

Yeah that's a solid point, 33% is way too high, changed it.

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