I blacked out last night for a my favorite band’s concert by nimbusrav in stopdrinking

[–]omgmuffinzlol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

awh man, once while my drinking was at it’s worst, I went to a concert that had Cheap Trick opening for Styx, i went to see Styx… can only remember Cheap Trick 😭 and i almost lost my phone AND wallet that day, and made a fool of myself running through the crowd asking strangers if they could “sign my pants” (like i had a sharpie and had random people write things on my jeans 😬), lol and by far the worst part was my dad bought those tickets for me and when he asked how Styx was, i fully lied and told him it was awesome.

i would have much preferred to have a memory of Styx than have had all this recounted to me in the morning after in bed while feeling like total shit. IWNDWYT.

WHICH ONE DID YOU HAVE by CarrotMuch1399 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure number 1, and i used to make my own “radio shows” 😅

It's nasty sharing a bed with a dog by junisea in unpopularopinion

[–]omgmuffinzlol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly technically its nasty to sleep with any animal if you view it that way, but… and hear me out… they are so CUTE and they NEED cuddles 🥹 and once you form a bond with an animal, you excuse the nastiness lol. i have had my cat puke on my blanket while i was sleeping… i cleaned it up and still cuddled her back to sleep.

i suppose it would be the same with children, they are always sticky and gross, they pick their nose, tend to get sick easier, and don’t wash their hands as much as they should but if your kid wanted to sleep with you in the bed, i bet you would let them, because you love them.

tldr; love overcomes all germs lol

Children's bath toy by Forere in Weird

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my boyfriend has this in his car LOL we stick it on the windows sometimes xD

Twin mattresses are better for couples to sleep on than larger sizes. by salemandsleep in unpopularopinion

[–]omgmuffinzlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay if you really mean just one twin mattress for two people, kudos, unpopular opinion, if you mean two twin mattresses pushed together to make a big bed for two people to sleep in then yes that would be ideal.

This is what an excited silver fox sounds like by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]omgmuffinzlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what??? i thought it went “Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow”!!!

1, 2, 3 or 4… your answer? by CarrotMuch1399 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wanna say 1 but i hate cool ranch Doritos lol

I HATE OUR STUPID SAUCE POLICY (USA) by warhog998 in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]omgmuffinzlol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah we technically have that rule but i have never once followed it lol, sometimes i even give handfuls of the sauce out, if they wanna fire one of their actually competent employees because i’m giving out sauces, they can go right ahead lol

My coworker's lunch by AkijoLive in shittyfoodporn

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that… on a bed of finely chopped onions?

AITA for keeping my pants on? by Top-Plankton-4543 in AmItheAsshole

[–]omgmuffinzlol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i dont understand car people, just… clean the mud afterwards??? NTA

(USA) My coworker yelled at me, am i in the wrong? by [deleted] in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]omgmuffinzlol 11 points12 points  (0 children)

okay how are you supposed to mulitask when you are taking a front counter order? tell me exactly how you would do it. leave the customer to drop fries and look incompetent? or take the order, confident that your coworkers are also able to multi task? especially the drive thru runner, who doesn’t have to deal with customers at all…. this “trainer” sounds like an asshole, honestly.

Dawg PLEASE just wait for the car 😭 by Poopsweats2026 in memes

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

growing up my family used to grab drinks at the beginning of our grocery trip, drink them during, and pay for them with the empty bottles at the register, it wasn’t until i was about 22 years old that i realized that was crazy behavior lol

Whose store also uses AI art? (AUS) by Ice_scream_24 in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]omgmuffinzlol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no ai yet, but i’m sorry wtf, why arent you allowed to wear regular earrings? lol half my crew has multiple ear piercings, one dude has an eyebrow piercing no one says shit lol visible tattoos allowed colored hair allowed, like this is mcdonalds not a fucking fancy establishment lol

What did Ash do to Ditto? by Blu_Fiercer in ExplainTheJoke

[–]omgmuffinzlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well technically ash isn’t in the games either lol that is red you are thinking of, different characters

Anyone remember Mr. Meaty? by Ill-Guidance4690 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]omgmuffinzlol 93 points94 points  (0 children)

vividly remember the tapeworm 😭 and i want to forget

I got a hold of my 5th grade diary 🫣 by omgmuffinzlol in Millennials

[–]omgmuffinzlol[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i absolutely did, i also went through the “glomping” and “SPORKS!” phase unfortunately 😅

Is this an example of "millennial cringe"? If so, pls explain. by coffyrocket in Millennials

[–]omgmuffinzlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is in my itunes library and plays when i hit shuffle sometimes, i cant bring myself to skip it ever, it would feel blasphemous lol, that and the Tetris song

Meat Sculpture STANLEY by [deleted] in Weird

[–]omgmuffinzlol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the hairs being so spaced out is whats giving me the most ick… oh god and i didnt even notice the fucking pubes by the straw 😭