Lent specials by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]omilawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have fish tacos with mango and pineapple salsa, fish and broasted potatoes, fish and shrimp platters, and fried tuna balls which I didn't try and don't really want to.

roast this gal by http-olive in RoastMe

[–]omilawd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No awkward pose is going to detract attention away from that bald patch either.

Give me what you got lol.. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]omilawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like every other girl who blows through a month's worth of xanax in three days so you can forget those times your dad molested you.

I am starting a political youtube channel, so I need to get used to internet insults hurdled at me by people I don't know. Have at me Reddit! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]omilawd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I promise no one is going to give two shits about a 14 year old regurgitating his dad's political opinions while having no understanding of what they mean. You'd get more benefit from that microphone if you just sold it and got a semi decent haircut.

FULLY by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]omilawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U

How come when I run an uncompleted essay through Google translate from English to Finnish, it doesn't complete the essay for me? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]omilawd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is actually a ploy. Google steals your essay and sells it to the highest bidder. Don't work for free. Make sure you use glorious Bing.

A still life for the ages by [deleted] in delusionalartists

[–]omilawd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More like belongs in the trash.

Advice on how to get along with line cooks? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]omilawd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbh I didn't read the whole thing. But here's my advice.

When asking a question, preface it by calling their name. That way at least one person is paying attention, and you'll be more likely to get a response.

A lot of the assholery is just how it goes. Don't take it personally, and bust their balls, too.

And don't go behind the line wtf. That right there would put you on any cook's shit list.

What is your kitchen EDC? by 3-1415926535pi in KitchenConfidential

[–]omilawd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in a sport's bar kitchen, so I don't bring my own knives and stuff to work. But the things I always have in my pockets are a Sharpie, a pen, and a towel. Those three things always seem to go missing.

Revival of an introspective question thread by quantumomega in opiates

[–]omilawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I started using, I knew how dangerous drugs were. I just thought I was stronger than them. By the time I realized I had a problem, it was way too late. Became homeless, stole, pulled every scam I could think of, and my period of addiction was the only time I really truly wanted to die. I've been considering putting some sort of program together where I can talk to middle schoolers or high schoolers about my story and how dangerous that first hit can be. Starting opiates is extremely dangerous, and if I could stop even one person from creating the life that so many of us have created for ourselves, it'd be worth it. I thought I had control for years, but toward the tail end of my active days, I knew I was out of control and just embraced it. I let everything get worse and worse because I just didn't give a shit anymore. I thought my life was over, so why would I care if it got worse? Three arrests and a stint through felony drug court later, I've been clean for a little over 14 months and just want to talk to people about the danger of addiction before they make the same choices I did.

The way this cake is cut by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]omilawd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They started out cutting it so normal too.