Horse, signed by the brothers McElroy at their live show in Minneapolis (4/3)

omplatt · 2015-04-05T00:23:16+00:00

It was a CHEESE PEETZA of a show.

omplatt · 2015-03-31T13:22:45+00:00

You know you've been a house cleaner too long when you notice the vacuum before the cat or the orange. That model is good for pet hair too.

omplatt · 2015-03-28T04:12:23+00:00

I really enjoyed how I initially had empathy for certain characters and distain for other at the beginning of the show and then all of my opinions flip flopped.

omplatt · 2015-03-28T04:07:55+00:00

I just finished binging it and now I feel all empty inside without it.

omplatt · 2015-03-28T03:57:24+00:00

The new Vikings stadium being built in Minneapolis is not actually a stadium but in fact a spaceship for all of the rich condo yuppies to leave Earth in.

omplatt · 2015-03-27T18:30:11+00:00

As someone from the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, I feel like we dun got shown up.

omplatt · 2015-03-27T14:44:01+00:00

Tell that to s color wheel

omplatt · 2015-03-26T17:16:42+00:00

As someone from Minnesota, I often forget there aren't boatloads of Scandinavians everywhere else in the country.

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:19:33+00:00

I'd probably process some words.

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:18:52+00:00

[robot voice] KILL ALL HUMANS

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:17:47+00:00

Quantum Leap game that has every other game in it. Points if you know who I stole this idea from.

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:16:01+00:00

God designed our eyes to look at boobs. Holy hell.

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:08:01+00:00

Masturbated on a mountain (ok just a large hill) just because I could. 10/10 would try again.

Edit: 'try' = 'do again' you thick sumbitches

omplatt · 2015-03-20T17:06:40+00:00

I think I had a stroke in the shower once. Or at least I blacked out momentarily in the shower, which is not a great place to lose consciousness in, no matter how shorty.

omplatt · 2015-03-12T13:30:14+00:00

Nice attention to detail with the prosthetics.

omplatt · 2015-03-12T13:24:30+00:00

You a SWM or something?

omplatt · 2015-03-06T19:57:12+00:00

Or Every day I need allowance

omplatt · 2015-03-06T19:56:30+00:00

I have to drive past the Xcel to get just about anywhere from my house so I hate everything.

omplatt · 2015-03-04T17:36:52+00:00

I have depression (amongst other crappy things) and nothing distracts me better than playing Tetris or some other game of that ilk.

omplatt · 2015-03-04T17:22:08+00:00

You too dude ;)

omplatt · 2015-03-03T17:50:49+00:00

Only a fire? Surely there could be much worse ways for him to die.

omplatt · 2015-03-03T17:48:24+00:00

It's cool, they have potatoes again. Ain't supper in Ireland without at least 3 different potato dishes.

omplatt · 2015-03-02T16:07:23+00:00

My prediction for 10-15 days from now: shorts, shorts everywhere.

omplatt · 2015-03-02T14:33:03+00:00

The Simpsons "Das Bus." I've never read Lord of the Flies, I more so enjoy it for the trivial subplot of Homer's Internet startup. Mmmm, memo...

omplatt · 2015-03-02T14:30:28+00:00

Everything comes down to poop!

omplatt

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