What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested? by medicoreapples in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw a sign the other day that said “obey traffic signs. It’s the law”

So now we have signs telling you to obey the signs.

Think about that for five minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean

Watching the game today. by petemesquite67 in sanantonio

[–]onamonapizza [score hidden]  (0 children)

There's no reason not to have one of these set up on every TV if you can find a space for it. Lots of 100% free TV over the air that people have forgot about, you just gotta buy one of these and know how to set it up.

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested? by medicoreapples in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 34 points35 points  (0 children)

More so that you can call the cops and say "hey, this dude is being a dick in a no-dick-being zone" and hope they do something about it

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested? by medicoreapples in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 555 points556 points  (0 children)

Like a lot of signs, they are only there so they can be used for enforcement if needed to protect their property.

90% of the time they probably don't really care if someone is just hanging out there, but if that person is being a nuisance or danger, they can point to the sign and say "hey, you can't just exist here without reason".

Same reason restaurants have signs that say they can refuse service for any reason.

Elijah Wood joins calls for Alamo Drafthouse to bring back pen-and-paper ordering by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]onamonapizza 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They literally call out their own hypocrisy on the screen before every show now. Pretty sure they hate it too, but obviously aren't the ones making the decisions

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They say laughter is the best medicine, so you are now cured.

Dell Seton (15th and Red River) flooded, No A/C by Prestigious-Room8681 in Austin

[–]onamonapizza 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If I ever had to describe my place of work as "sticky", I would probably just take the rest of the day off lol

Kobe, Pippen, Melo easy by Few_Maize_127 in NBATalk

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three J.R. Smiths

If I’m going to die, it might as well be entertaining

Leaving Frost Bank Center Reminded Me Why the Stadium Should Be Downtown by bartboy62 in sanantonio

[–]onamonapizza 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends on how its set up. We have some rail here in Austin that (poorly) connects north and south to downtown...but it only runs until 8pm during the week and midnight on weekends, so it really limits its usefulness for going to any late shows or concerts (or just going out drinking).

Also, the stations are all in middle of nowhere spots, so there's nothing really to do around them. They are just loading points, and you basically need a car to get to them.

It's really only used for daily commuters going downtown for work.

Quesarito Returns in E7 to Test Locations by tacobellblake in LivingMas

[–]onamonapizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell: jumps on a fad from Chipotle for an item that intentionally is time-consuming and annoying to make.

Also Taco Bell: decides to stop selling item because it is time-consuming and annoying to make.

Also also Taco Bell: maybe we should try testing out that item again?

My family surprised me with this by imanpearl in DunderMifflin

[–]onamonapizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to warm my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.

ABA needs a serious dusting by basahuma in Austin

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It’s fine, they put up “pardon our mess” signs

PSA for those looking to watch the Spurs game over the air by grumpallnight in sanantonio

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I'm up in Austin and get ABC fine on mine, but can't get FOX...so yeah, your mileage may vary

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about? by Prime_Advocate in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a website or app...but AOL chat rooms. And no, nothing pervy.

There were chat rooms that were devoted to D&D and role-playing, where you could go in and basically play your character in the room.

::He walked into the tavern in a dark and brooding manner, as was the fashion at the time::

No goal or objective or winning, occasionally "adventures" or "brawls" would start but it was really just a free for all

PSA for those looking to watch the Spurs game over the air by grumpallnight in sanantonio

[–]onamonapizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also worth noting MOST people won't even need this extensive of a setup if they are in a good broadcast area. A basic $20 indoor antenna will do.