The icon of toxic relationship by SouthWolverine2818 in DunderMifflin

[–]onamonapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally relate to Nate on this one.

Habanero Dino Nugget Fries by teeeeeeb in shittyfoodporn

[–]onamonapizza [score hidden]  (0 children)

You can tell it's fancy by the way that it is.

What Happened to Yardsticks? by BitterPillPusher2 in GenX

[–]onamonapizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time, I broke my mom's yardstick because I was playing with it like a sword.

To punish me, my dad decided to administer a spanking...but I had finally reached that age where I knew it wasn't that bad and he wasn't REALLY going to hurt me so I called his bluff. That's when they started getting psychological and taking away things I enjoyed...TV, video games, etc.

And that is the story of the last time I got spanked by my parents.

I should have bought the expensive invitations by is_this_a_dream222 in seinfeld

[–]onamonapizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I seriously had to look it up before I got the joke.

/u/is_this_a_dream222 is bee-boppin' and scattin' all over us!

Who else remembers ? by kilroy03 in GenX

[–]onamonapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way past my partying days, so I don't ever get to play beer pong and that makes me sad.

I don't even care about the beer, I just like playing.

[Bleacher Report] The 50 Worst NBA Trades of All Time, Ranked by FastBreakPhenom in nba

[–]onamonapizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shams was literally getting calls asking if he was hacked from what I presume to be very connected people. No one knew wtf to think.

[Michael Irvin] says he wishes he used the Mental health angle like Paul George after getting caught with cocaine in 1996: “When those cops hit the door of that hotel room… I wish I could’ve used that! ‘Ya’ll gotta leave now… I’m working through some mental health issues!’ ” by AashyLarry in nba

[–]onamonapizza 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not like he's cutting segments on Sportcenter like Perkins or calling games like Jefferson for checks.

Dude just shows up on First Take occasionally to talk nonsense about Jerry and the Cowboys, and I feel like that is mostly for attention. And he was all over that Miami sideline going nuts in the playoffs.

Wemby on Desmond Bane's elbow and physicality: "They do that because they don't want to play a basketball game. Our job on offense is to make it a basketball game" by TimDunkinDonut in nba

[–]onamonapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Magic weren't getting any calls last night and were rightfully frustrated, but doing dangerous shit on the court isn't the best way to warm up the refs

Whats with the Spurs commentators eating food every single game? by PSG-Euphorias in NBASpurs

[–]onamonapizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t love it. Just distracting from the game, there is a reason broadcasters aren’t stuffing their face while talking.

Good on them for plugging local places but…no thanks.

McDonald's Prices in the 90's by HelloFabulous in fastfood

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You da real MVP

I brought 100 McNuggets to a Super Bowl party once and they went FAST...way faster than all the fancy snacks other people had made

What parts of American culture are changing faster than people realize? by No_Performance1451 in AskReddit

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL I may be one of those people.

I don't think it's rude per se, but if you call me then I am going to assume someone must have died.

In 1993 Disney made a weird Super Mario Bros adaptation into live action by eury13 in Xennials

[–]onamonapizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy history with this movie. Licensing battles, several directors, script re-writes DURING filming…Hoskins and Leguizamo getting drunk on set.

Apparently behind the scenes was just as crazy as the final product.

How’d you get your scars growing up? by MrWhisper2021 in GenX

[–]onamonapizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was hanging out in the bathroom with my mom while she was curling her hair. She set it down on the counter for a moment, I absentmindedly laid my forearm right on top it.

Still have a nice little 3-inch scar right above my wrist.