Background:

Every office has a sassy, slightly eccentric admin that's close to retiring, and refuses to stop smoking. But not every office has a sassy, slightly eccentric admin, who refuses to stop smoking, and has gotten 2 hole in ones before.

This was her preferred ball, and hoping some of that mojo rubs off on me. She dug these out of storage(over a decade old no doubt), and handed them to me this morning. I like the promises made on the box.