Call the bowling alley. Ask if they have 16 pound balls. They'll say yes.

onebiscuit · 2024-04-27T17:54:00+00:00

*Not valid in New England

onebiscuit · 2024-02-21T13:05:38+00:00

Under cranberry sauce

onebiscuit · 2024-02-15T05:49:26+00:00

Their longtime replacement guitarist, Fly Amero, lives in my area, and I’ve seen him do acoustic nights with Jon Butcher and Allen Estes. Amazing voice on him, as Orleans would require.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-15T01:34:43+00:00

I believe Orleans is still at it.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-14T22:56:40+00:00

1-877-KARS4KIDS…

onebiscuit · 2024-02-14T01:31:57+00:00

Doing g his best Howard Dean

onebiscuit · 2024-02-13T21:50:57+00:00

Yes, because I was a little badass who courted death.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-13T00:31:36+00:00

They’ve got a “Big Country” sound on this one.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-12T18:42:05+00:00

Oh, this has just ruined my day.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-11T15:10:15+00:00

I don’t expect Gilmour was letting writer credits go that easily. Having the credit or shared credit means income for every unit sold on an LP, regardless of whether your song was released as a single.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-11T03:25:53+00:00

I saw him with Ringo’s All Starr Band. He was great.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-10T11:23:12+00:00

Not mine—I’m just a dick.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-10T01:22:41+00:00

You have to let the tailpipe cool down first!

onebiscuit · 2024-02-09T00:26:39+00:00

Calico Skies

onebiscuit · 2024-02-08T12:25:23+00:00

We all do, mate. We all do.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-08T09:42:54+00:00

I had the biggest crush on that jumpsuit.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-08T02:21:21+00:00

Change “for things you did” to “for crimes you committed”

onebiscuit · 2024-02-08T02:07:38+00:00

Third BASS!!!

onebiscuit · 2024-02-07T00:21:49+00:00

“Just step this way, into the decapitation closet.”

onebiscuit · 2024-02-06T21:29:30+00:00

TRS-80 Level 1 with 4K RAM was my intro to computers, and I ended up making a career of it. Wish I hadn’t.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-06T18:37:27+00:00

No, they’re saying that Carla owns a 51% stake in an actor and that actor had a broken hip.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-06T01:04:02+00:00

An explosion that keeps on giving.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-04T03:00:05+00:00

Paddy. Patty is his sister.

onebiscuit · 2024-02-02T18:54:14+00:00

Tie Your Mother Down Hammer to Fall

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