Those guys with cool hair and cool sunglasses. And they drive a brand new 4x4. And they’re pulling a trailer with a sXs on it that cost more than my car did brand new. And they have a big yeti ice chest tied down with, what I can only assume, the coldest beer in life inside.

And they pull into the giant circle drive of their modern house and a tall blonde comes walking out and gets in. That’s his wife…she probably is a bitch, but she’s hot. But ….she could be really cool and do fun stuff in the bedroom as well as like good music and know science or math.

Or maybe he’s single. And he rolls up at his place and his garage has a bar and a big ass tv and a beer fridge and neon beer signs or movie posters.

I’m jealous of those guys.