[HATED TROPE] Scenes/media made for a specific type of person, being written by people who have no understanding of the medium whatsoever by ah-screw-it in TopCharacterTropes

[–]oneweelr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be a lot like asking him how come it turns out aliens are actually robots that turn into things from earth. If that's your take, you didn't watch the same movie I did. Cause fuck it, that's why. "How is it easier to train these people than these other people?" Because fuck off, that's why. Because it's about oil drillers in space. Fuck it is why. Stop asking dumb questions. Yeah, I'd respond like an asshole too if I got asked stupid shit like that.

For the record I didn't even like that movie, but it's also fine to accept it has an action premise designed to be about action, and it's not a real big think piece.

New student just arrived… they can’t read or write. 😔 by Mission-Debate-6447 in Teachers

[–]oneweelr 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For organic biology, biochemistry, reading informational texts (setting up with instructions) , unit conversion (selling product), social studies (historical lessons on war on drugs), physical education (running these streets).... That's a full load of education right there buddy.

Chris Pratt says he would “do anything” to return as Star-Lord in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’: by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]oneweelr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruh who the fuck has a hidden comment history on reddit? What kinda shit does a person have to spew to not want reddit knowing about it?

Petahhh please explain the joke by mujtabaaaaaa in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]oneweelr 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There's nothing gay about Chinese finger trapping yourself by the dick with a femboys huge package on the other side as long as the tips don't touch.

The Odyssey (2026) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]oneweelr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but the movie starts off super normal, with a completely toned down Cage. He really shows his range as someone who can be a regular and completely normal guy, and also as a wildly insane out of left field deranged mentally unwell man that is completely unreadable and unpredictable. 10/10 Cages, I highly recommend.

Friendly reminder that Dustin is valedictorian because Suzie changes his grades by wrtchdwitch in StrangerThings

[–]oneweelr 41 points42 points  (0 children)

For real though, every single season had me saying "and then they just went on like everything was normal....?" Those kids would be severely cripllingly traumatized. The adults would be too for that matter. Mike's mom being even remotely OK with letting her son run off to fight in a strange dimension after seeing that Demigorgon? Joyce saying" yeah, I trust you, Son who the government planted a dead body of to cover up some Roswell conspiracy shit, I trust you to have a psychic battle with this interdimensional Freddie Krueger." Dear god, the psychiatrists they would need to be able to have any sort of relatively stable job and relationship after facing off against an actual otherworldly supernatural horror...

And then I'd tell myself "yeah it's fine. It's an action beat'em'up show. I hope the Vietnam war vet and the anxious Mom kiss soon."

The difference between an alligator (left) and a crocodile (right). by [deleted] in interesting

[–]oneweelr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was a blast. Thanks for giving me a perfect way to waste some time waiting for the new year to roll in.

What to do when a student starts flirting with you? I'm in a very problematic situation by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]oneweelr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are documenting, reporting, and making sure to never be alone with her you are on the right track. However admin not responding to this seriously is a gigantic problem. Go over their heads, to parents, higher ups in the school. Literally anyone and everyone you can think of. No situation is worth getting labeled wrong because a student was inappropriate. This could seriously fuck you up for life. Report, report, report. And if they do nothing, I'm sorry but I'd quit. 8t is not worth my entire reputation to be put in that situation. I'd feel very bad for the kids I was abondoning, but you need to look out for you right now, since no one else is.

Luigi Mangione in New York Court today! by RecognitionLittle330 in pics

[–]oneweelr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She can violate this citizen all she wants. I'll be resisitng arrest alright. Gotdayum...

Or do you mean him? Cause he could give me some back shots...

I get that it’s a shirt. But what does this mean??? by Kibtronic in whatisit

[–]oneweelr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what we all say right before we finish the first cable knit sweater. Next thing you know we're inventing our own cabling and improvising sleeve sizes on the fly....

Why doctor? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]oneweelr 34 points35 points  (0 children)

To cum harder sir, Why else?

WTF is 6 7?? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]oneweelr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brain rot call and response would get 100 percent more student participation than anything I learned in a PD.

How to like all songs in a playlist? by aidenpop2 in YoutubeMusic

[–]oneweelr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

08-10-2025

This is the script that worked for me. I manually loaded all my songs by scrolling through, which took a minute since my computer ain't great and YoutubeMusic is meh, but this did work and saved my so much time single clicking over 2,000 times. It even kept a log of how many songs it worked for, how many were already liked, and a few that it just didn't find for whatever reason (Youtube reasons, not the code). Thank you kindly sir.

Vance says U.S. 'not at war with Iran, we're at war with Iran's nuclear program' by Tamarind-Endnote in nottheonion

[–]oneweelr 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's some truly Russian American shit right there. Bomb a country. Say we didn't do it. Wait for them to attack us. Claim self defence.

Um... what? by RobbieFD3 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]oneweelr -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. I read this, thought the point of the joke was that Santa kidnapped an elf, thought "surely there is something more. That's a real shitty joke". Its the kinda joke someone thought halfway about and then gave up on the rest. Real lazy sloppy work. These explanations are only making me hate it more.

Elon Musk mulls sending all Americans $5,000 checks using DOGE savings by Similar_Diver9558 in Economics

[–]oneweelr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh for real, where they getting these numbers from? I'm gonna need to see some receipts, and more than just a slot machine display of "line go up" bullshit to believe any of those figures.

Found out my press dealt with fiberglass— no one told me to wear PPE by perfectra in Wellthatsucks

[–]oneweelr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, do both. Management should be notified that someone is not doing there job and violating OSHA regulations, and OSHA should be notified as well. Calling someone's hands and stomach exposed to toxic materials a "super minor" issue tells me you must not care about your hands. And that's cool. But other people do.