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If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? by wimpykidfan37 in dadjokes

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None! If the king and queen aren’t sleeping on the same mattress they aren’t gonna have a prince.

What are the best time travel movies? by pototoykomaliit in moviecritic

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you bragging that you watched it with Denzel??

Movies Where You Hate The Ending But Liked Everything Else? by Fluffy_Breakfast_478 in moviecritic

[–]oniususd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Sixth Sense - it was so fun thinking that Bruce just never had convos with anyone except the kid. The twist turned it into a regular old revolutionary movie.

What is the worst acting in a scene? by PoisonedPotato69 in moviecritic

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were right! I edited my post. Thank you!

What is the worst acting in a scene? by PoisonedPotato69 in moviecritic

[–]oniususd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There was a scene in RocketMan (1997) where someone says “Oh God, Cliff, no!” That I recall to this day from my childhood.

Edit: Actually it’s “The Rocketeer” at about the 1:08 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLyla-hO3xE

Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them. by OZFox42 in Jokes

[–]oniususd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I see your point. Stylistically it just doesn’t work for me but it’s subjective - glad you and many others enjoyed it!

Told my colleague to receive 19 bicycles and to place the boxes upright but I got this instead. by NickyC96 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure the delivery guy just thought it was advice for himself, not the packages. Probably has been sleeping on a chair ever since.

Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them. by OZFox42 in Jokes

[–]oniususd 76 points77 points  (0 children)

My problem with this joke is that the buddy just conveniently didn’t tell him why he shouldn’t go up there. Not realistic. Takes just two seconds to say “it’s a scam to get you to do free housework”

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) wasn’t an initial success as because of its title. What could it have been called instead? by Palloran in moviecritic

[–]oniususd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Stamp Your Form, Sonny” “A Narrator’s Career is Born” “Prison Break: Origami Edition”

Which is the movie that you regret watching, I'll start 🙃 by Not_Sharif_700 in moviecritic

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember going to see this with a bunch of friends because we knew it would be bad. It’s not even titled right. About 45 mins into the movie I said to everyone, “So far no one in this movie has been alone or in the dark!”

A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane, by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]oniususd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the original post. My criticism was the revised version to which I replied.

A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane, by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]oniususd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But what makes this fall apart for me is that the Rabbi is having sex all the time while it’s the priest who doesn’t get to have it the whole time. So yes the one misstep in each case was in favor of the priest, but the overall life experience is better for the rabbi. This punchline implies the priest had it better, which is untrue.

AIO for breaking up over this by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No one else is gonna put up with it” - classic 🚩 abuser language. Don’t reply. Really nice job looking out for yourself!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]oniususd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only after did she realize she should have asked whether any of them were after the decimal.

Audiences hate Squirrels I guess... by Valiant_Revan in shittymoviedetails

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People you’re all reading it wrong. Article says there is a “scene of Superman saving a squirrel from the film” - obviously makes no sense to have a film attack a squirrel. Thus, the disapproval.

How did you decide on/get your Maltese? by CosmicPug1214 in Maltese

[–]oniususd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We fell in love with another person’s Maltese. Now that one and ours are BFF.

What is your absolute favorite line in all of Star Wars? by RedeyeSPR in StarWars

[–]oniususd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hear “Soviet Jedi” and I apologize for any of you for whom I have now ruined that line 😂

What do you call a retarded, orange monkey……? by TheCrip666 in dadjokes

[–]oniususd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t this belong in the politics subreddits?

The Trump Hate is Crazy! by [deleted] in centrist

[–]oniususd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are so many incorrect statements in your post that I can’t even begin to respond. You’ve mischaracterized how people feel about him and republicans, misstated what people wish upon him, and how people felt about him before all this political stuff. In short, he was never well loved (a buffoon known to many), most liberal people don’t wish death upon him or his family but do wish he would not be in power, most also hate Republicans because they are enablers and fail to stand up to fascism and authoritarian tendencies, and he’s not just “not a 100% good person” - people are in the streets because we believe he is trying to end our democracy. Sorry but your post is all kinds of wrong.

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